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June 08, 2011

I Can't Believe I'm Actually Writing This In a Post: Based On My Information, That's Not His Penis

Here's what I heard: the Weiner weiner shot was almost just his penis, with no context outside of that. That is, if you pixelated the Congressional member, there would be nothing left in picture.

Now that's what I heard.

The "penis pic" currently being linked has a lot of context. You could save that picture and run it, by pixelating out The Gentleman Caller in the middle, and still convey what it's all about.

Anyway, this was what I heard through the grapevine.

Am I sure? No I'm not sure. I never saw the legislative staff.

No, I'm not going to link it. This is a respectable site. We only do boobies.

Maybe I Heard Wrong: Dave Wiegel claims the Rising Star of the Democratic Party was photographed by Opie and Anthony off Breitbart's cell phone.

This article itself is SFW, but if you click the actual link marked "NSFW" contained therein, you will get a face-full of congressional franking.

So be warned. One step, safe; two steps, overnight pole.

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That is, if you pixelated the Congressional member, there would be nothing left in picture. Now that's what I heard. The "penis pic" currently being linked has a lot of context. You could save that picture and run it, by pixelating out The Gentleman Caller in the middle, and still convey what it's all about. Anyway, this was what I heard through the grapevine. Am I sure? No I'm not sure. I never saw the legislative staff. No, I'm not going to link it. This is a respectable site. We only do boobies. Maybe I Heard Wrong: Dave Wiegel claims the Rising Star of the Democratic Party was photographed by Opie and Anthony off Breitbart's cell phone. This article itself is SFW, but if you click the actual link marked "NSFW" contained therein, you will get a face-full of congressional franking. So be warned. 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