David Frum, Building The Conservative Party One Hit Piece At A Time

Look, I know he despises Sarah Palin.

I can guess he hates Herman Cain.

I have no doubts that he is disgusted by Donald Trump.

It is obvious he thinks Mike Huckabee is uncultured and beneath him.

If he's said a kind word about Romney, I don't know about it.*

And of course even the suspected RINO Tim Pawlenty is now the subject of a full-spectrum full-page Two Minute Hate.

So who exactly does David Frum have in mind for the presidency?

The only two answers I can imagine are:

1, Barack Obama

or

2, David Frum

And I hate to be uncouth about this and disappoint him, but David Frum actually has a serious birth certificate issue going on, so honestly, who the hell does this nitwit actually like?

I guess it's option 1 -- For great conservatism.

Some of you are probably asking, "So what? Why should we care? Why do you even bother noting his predictable every-ten-minutes snits?"

Well I don't care. But he is very loud. He's a famewhore.

I know "Do not feed the trolls" but he is an especially vigorous and attention-seeking troll.

Thanks to Slublog, who posts on Twitter under the alias "Slublog."

* Ah, I See Now: In the top left corner, he announces the GOP's choice is Romney or Obama.

Well, okay then, at least David Frum has found one single person in the whole conservative movement he doesn't despise with sneering disgust.

Honestly, I am kind of shocked that David Frum has something kind to say about any conservative, besides non-conservatives like Meghan McCain and Kathleen Parker.

So he's on Team Romney. At least that's some progress, for Frum. At least he can actually name a nominee that wouldn't cause him to renounce the American citizenship he actually doesn't have (he remains a proud Canadian Canadian).

But... I have a feeling that Mitt Romney is not exactly psyched to have the uncoveted David Frum endorsement.

Hm. Maybe he's smart. Maybe he's actually on Team Pawlenty, too.

posted by Ace at 12:25 PM

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