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June 10, 2011

Overnight Open Thread-Sith Edition [CDR M]

Evenin' Moron Nation! Another work week has come and gone. Time to pour yourself a cold one and dive on in to the ONT. Sith style.


Yup. You know the economy is in the tank when our favorite Sith Lord is moochin' on the side of the street. Even the Emperor knows another stimulus package won't help. Here are some more awesome pics of our favorite Sith Lord. As for some economic doom that would make a Sith blush, how about 4.2 Million Americans Are Living Mortgage Free in their homes for up to 5 years and counting.


Now, all you wanna be Sith types need some Extreme Substances to go along with your sorcery schtick. AboveTopSecret has got that covered for you with their Top 10 Most Extreme Substances.

A lot of things burn with astounding intensity; Styrofoam, napalm, marshmallows are just the beginning. But what if there was a material that could set sand on fire? Okay, so clearly that was a loaded question, but it was a necessary set-up. Chlorine triflouride has the dubious honor of being terrifyingly flammable, to the point that history’s evil boy-scouts, the Nazis, deemed it too dangerous to work with. When people who consider genocide their life’s goal don’t want to use something because it is too deadly, it bears treating it with some caution. There is a story that a ton of the stuff was spilled once and caught fire, and it burned through 12 inches of concrete and another meter of sand and gravel before going out. I hate to say it, but in this case, the Nazi’s were right.

Man, if the Nazi's wouldn't mess with it, you know that's just Sitheriffic.


Now, how about some weapons. Here is a little video of a new Glock pistol called the Compact Ninja Glock. I think I know why Ahmahdinnerjacket thinks we can control tornadoes and stuff. Because we have the Ninja Glock that's why!


Alright Rum, I know you are in this video. So how was it?



Some interesting fapping facts. 12 minutes?!?! Man, you are doing it wrong.
Math for final figure: number of masturbatory aged people in US: 240,052,886; average session: 12 minutes; average frequency: 62.5 percent masturbate daily; therefore 153,053,044 masturbate a day; equals 7.5 minutes of everyone’s day (or 450 seconds a day); therefore, 797,151 Americans are masturbating right now.


Alright, since we had the Ninja Gun, how about a Ninja Dog. Damn clever dog.


Ok, I know Jedi is a friggin' religion down in Australia but this is just too much. A Star Wars Wedding. Ace wouldn't have liked it either. Not one Ewok there. The Sith in these photos aren't true Sith either. A true Sith would've crashed the party. And what's up with the bearded Leia?


Speaking of Ace. Here he is sporting his new look with Glee star Chris Colfer. Nice shades.


BEWARE these 9 Deadly Words Used By Women. Know these. It may save your life.


OK, the other night, Maet had the hottest 10 conservative ladies posted. I thought it would be fitting to then post The 10 Hottest Liberal Women. I gotta say, I'm not impressed with this list. At all. Nope. Not. At. All. It's horrifying actually.


Speaking of liberals, here are some facts about poop you may or may not have known.


Nude Video Gaming Party. Good lord. I was surprised there were some actual good lookin' ladies at this thing. No word on whether Congressman Weiner was there with his joystick.


Here's a list Flavorwire put together of The 10 Most Memorable TV Theme Songs. I don't agree with about half of these. No Airwolf? Magnum P.I.? Nightcourt? What do you all think?

Speaking of 80's themes. This beer commercial is awesome and features a theme from an 80's TV show rather well.

BTW, Duff Beer does exist. In Mexico, Colombia, Argentina or Chile.

Rushbabe sent this to me and you'll probably never guess what the ad is for. Well, except that the damn embed function for this says it at the bottom!

Dirt Devil-The Exorcist from MrPrice2U on Vimeo.


Now this little video could've been a bit better but I like the idea. If only it were true that George Lucas HAD been kidnapped and someone else had put out the dreck known as the prequels. Princess Leia is pretty hawt in this. In a not so princess way.

So morons, who do you choose? Jessica Biel or Jessica Rabbit? Decisions, decisions.


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