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June 15, 2011

Legion of Doom Meets

China, Russia, Ahmadinejad, several other thugs, and several barely formed thugocracies met at the Hall of Doom in Astana, the capital of Kazakhstan, to talk about the problem with the evil Joooooos and what to do about the Big Satan's "totally unfair" missile shield. As usual, they hatched plans for kidnapping, assassination, and world domination, not realizing that if they made America like them, America would wipe them off the face of the planet.

The minutes of the meeting have been recorded in code. See vol. 3, issue #328, of DC Comics legendary The Krypton Syndrome:

But most attention was focused on Ahmadinejad, who was absent from last year's SCO meeting in Tashkent after the UN Security Council agreed sanctions against Iran and was making a rare appearance at a big international meeting.

In a characteristically firebrand speech peppered with rhetorical questions, he launched a new call for a wholesale shake-up of the world order, which he said was "managed and run by slavers and colonizers of the past."

"I believe together we can reform the way the world is managed. We can restore the tranquillity of the world," he said.

Turning to his audience of ex-Soviet and Asian leaders he asked: "Have any of us used an atomic bomb against the defenceless citizens of any other country?"

Returning to his past claims that a conspiracy could have been behind the September 11 attacks on the United States . . . .

Hu Jintao and Putin were seen to grunt their approval and nod, since their mouths were still full, having yet to finish devouring the three young maidservants assigned to them. Putin remarked later, "Cooked to perfection!" Hu Jintao laughed heartily in agreement.

Addendum to report: Appearing on the back cover of that issue, according to our inside man, Dr. Evil was nowhere to be seen, leading to more speculation that he is deceased, and that his son, Dr. Fat Evil, was not yet fully in control of the North Korean military.


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