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Please Clap: Nasty Woman Amy Klobuchar tells audience when they're "supposed to cheer"
At least she didn't tell them when they're supposed to file down her bunions or braid her backhair

Bob Menery play-calls the Easter Bunny street brawl

The 737 Max problem from the viewpoint of a pilot/programmer.
The 737 Max software controls the plane even when the pilots think they've turned it off.
[ArthurK]

A comedian with zero political experience was elected today as President of Ukraine in a massive landslide "as millions of voters weary of war and economic hardship rebuked the ruling elites."
I've heard this story before.
[ArthurK]

Pot Calling The Kettle Blackface: VA Governor Ralph "Coonman" Northam calls for Jefferson Davis arch on Fort Monroe to come down [dri]

This is a longer clip (the whole interview) of Brie Larson with Chris Hemsworth and Don Cheadle. Based on their faces, it looks to me like Brie Larson really is pissy, and both guys know they have to walk on eggshells around her. Chris Hemsworth makes a face that says, "Oh shit, that's going to set Little Miss Thang off" when Don Cheadle says "All Brie has to do is not screw it up."
Oh my: her joint interview with Jeremy Renner is pretty cringey, especially with their divergent answers on the first question (about using their celebrity to promote change -- Renner says, "Nah, I don't do that bullshit," basically).

Via Instapundit: Can deep-brain electrical stimulation cure not one but several disorders, like OCD and depression?
Interesting stuff. They also mention Parkison's as a candidate for amelioration via deep-brain stimulation.

Anne Hathaway: I don't have a drinking problem. I have a hangover problem.
Interesting distinction.

Of course: Charlize Theron confirms that "daughter" "Jackson" is transgender
Why wouldn't xe be?

Chuck Ross sums up the CNN/MSNBC/NYT/WP/MSM message of the day: "COLLUSION IS A MEANINGLESS TERM BUT ALSO THERE WAS COLLUSION"

Dave Reaboi via Twitter: "David French continues his ORANGE MAN BAD primal scream--and, get this, he's still a Russian collusion truther."

Tourist mecca Notre Dame also revered as place of worship
Headline Of The Year.
[ArthurK]

The Yankees have suspended the use of Kate Smith's recording of "God Bless America" during the seventh-inning stretch while they investigate an allegation of racism against the late singer. Song sung in 1939 may be racist. [dri]

O Tater, My Tater!

Notre Dame might find help in its reconstruction efforts from the makers of the videogame "Assassin's Creed," who spent 2 years making scans of the building's interior and exterior in order to render a realistic model in the game

"New Jersey Man" arrested with filled gas cans inside St. Patrick's cathedral in NYC; claims his minivan ran out of fuel
"As the man was turned, police say gasoline spilled out onto the floor. Security then notified nearby police who questioned the man outside the church and took him into custody.
"Police say the man was carrying over four gallons of gas, two bottles of lighter fluid and two butane lighters."
And he decided to pop into church with filled petrol cans for what reason, now? Just a quick benediction from a priest to spur him on the last 100 yards of his journey? Or did he want the priest to bless the gasoline? Does his car run on Holy Petrol?
Via Instapundit

Liquid blood found inside prehistoric, 42,000 year old proto-horse foal's corpse; scientists plan to use the DNA to clone the extinct proto-horse breed
We might see a bunch of de-extinction events in the future. Or at least, that's what was happening when I viewed the future, one hour from now

Nolte LOLs at CNN's ratings

Large ‘object’ in man’s pants leads to Stratford CT drug bust. "“During a pat down of Johnson, the detectives felt a large object secreted in his groin area which they knew was not part of the male anatomy." [dri]

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Sponge: "[i]Holder was smart enough to get out. This sh ..."

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Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
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Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
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When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
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An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
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