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F*ck your mother, Comey
And Zucker and his house eunuchs Tapper and Stelter and Darcy
Here's a long distance dedication for Comey and his whore mother and the lying seditioners at CNN

RIP Former Federal Reserve Chair Paul Volcker. [Mis. Hum.]

When a DNA Test Says You’re a Younger Man, Who Lives 5,000 Miles Away. After a bone marrow transplant, a man with leukemia found that his donor's DNA traveled to unexpected parts of his body. [dri]

Boris Johnson ad for the December 12 Brexit-or-Die vote
Meh

Matt Eaton: Ghostbusters 3 looks a lot like The Force Awakens
He points out how the new trailer features the Ecto-1 in place of the Millennial Falcon and the family memento ghost-trap instead of the family memento lightsaber. He doesn't mention another huge one: That the younglings in this movie have completely forgotten about major events from just more than 30 years ago. Same as The Force Awakens declared that most people now considered the Rebellion and The Force and Luke Skywalkers to be "myths."

Some good news for a change. Iran releases American held prisoner for 3 years. [Mis. Hum.]

Untalented, joke-thieving social-promotion talk show host Lili Singh is terrible in all ways

Gay zealots attack Hillary Clinton's claim as having never even been "tempted" to be a lesbian not for being false, but for being... I don't know, insufficiently affirmative and validating of the gay orientation

Bendix, a member of the National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association told NBC News that she was “disappointed” by Hillary’s answer to the rumors. "It's so frustrating when public figures like Hillary feel the need to dispel lesbian rumors in a way that equates lesbianism or queerness with salaciousness," she claimed.
Bendix clarified that it was Hillary's use of the word "tempted” that really annoyed her, adding that it's unnecessarily "damaging to others." "I think there’s a way to refute untrue ideas about one's own identity without saying something damaging to others," she claimed.

Update your Rules: The only two acceptable answers when asked if you're gay are "You betcha!" or the Russell Ziskey special, "No, but I am willing to learn"

CNN panel decrees that media coverage of Kamala Harris campaign was unfair and racist and sexist; apparently this CNN panel on the media has not watched any media for the last year, in which Kamala Harris was praised for merely existing

Thread-Relevant Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
Hint: It's the only 80s song that talks about "toeing the line"

Say does anyone else remember three years ago when the liberal Rockefeller Republicans, now known as "NeverTrumpers," were scheming about how and who'd they'd purge from the party? How'd that work out for you gals?

National Review, an alleged "respectable," "professional" Conservatism, Inc. outlet, half-corrects Jonah Goldberg's ignorant, unresearched, just-riffing-straight-from-twitter errors
Oh well, close enough, Julie Kelly says
[Simpsons reference]
[Couch]
[Puppy picture]
[Star Trek reference]
["Boy I'm really pissing off KJL with my Star Trek references, aren't I just a big fat stinker?"]
Why didn't they fact-check this to start with, especially knowing this big fat duffer's lack of any scholarly discipline combined with over-the-top emotional histrionics about Orange Man Bad?

String quartet arrangement of "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin (Page/Bonham/Plant)
There's a long intro that is good but isn't really Kashmir before they get to the recognizable hook

Fat, corrupt toad Bill Kristol is back out defending his ~~best friend~~ best funder Paul Singer, but once again avoiding mentioning the name "Paul Singer," instead referring to the company Singer owns
"The Conservative Media" is actually cash-for-commentary. It's unacknowledged, undisclosed, unadmitted paid political advertising, laundered through AEI sometimes, other times direct cash payments for promotion/defenses, and yes, there ought to be a law -- if you're holding yourself out as an independent commentator, you should be required to disclose who's paying you for this "independent commentary."
It would be amusing watching the Washington Examiner and National Review react to such a law.

Fat Joe meets fat c***

The C***shed Axis is all in for Mayor Pete
You watch the Usual Suspect's twitter streams and every day it's a new agitation for Mayor Pete Bootieguage. I guess they've decided that Sundown Joe isn't going to make it physically or mentally, so they're recharacterizing another dyed-in-the-wool archprogressive as "The Thinking Man's Conservative" or whatever.

Jonah Goldberg is a lightweight in all ways except actual weight

Bleg: Does anyone have a link to Tucker Carlson's show from last night, specifically the segment about AEI being paid to flack for Purdue Pharma?

This cat thinks he's a southern belle

Babylon Bee: Nation Looking for Right Phrase to Describe Media That Behaves Like Some Kind of Opponent of the Citizenry

Someguy: "So it's a Rembrandt, but idk the subject matter. ..."

Bruce: "Husband hasn't bought her a Peloton ..."

Insomniac : "Hmmm. A little time on a Peloton wouldn't hurt. ..."

tubal: "Now that is art. I know art when I see art. ..."

saf: " Geez the Whites can't even keep an Island witho ..."

The Watcher: "[i]Christians are. Churches tend not to be, in my ..."

Anna Puma: "A little Reubenesque with some soft lighting. ..."

LASue: "https://tinyurl.com/wls5dns Thanks JackStraw. ..."

grammie winger: "Not been to a what's happening now Evangelical Lob ..."

BignJames: "Hoy! ..."

joe, living dangerously: "a nood nood ..."

vmom happy to have read a good book!: "of Forth! ..."

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Why is the Ace of Spades called "the Death Card"?

Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer

Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up

Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)

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