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HuffPo Touts a Alleged Videotape of Trump Doing Something in An Elevator, With No One Having Seen It or Knowing What It Supposedly Shows; Jesse Kelly Calls This "Rick Wilsoning"
That being a reference to Rick Wilson constantly attempting to pump up some scandalous story he called, cutely, "#TheThing," which would blow Marco Rubio's rival Ted Cruz out of the water. Whether #TheThing turned out to be the low-energy National Enquirer claims about Ted Cruz having affairs with six (six!) women, I don't know. But it seems likely that's what it was.
I don't think Rick Wilson has revealed who he was working for when he was energetically flogging #TheThing on twitter.
The Iroquois Nationals lacrosse team's incredible journey to Israel "According to Lipman, Israel represents incredible meaning for the Iroquois because they identify with indigenous people (Jews) returning to their homeland." [CBD]
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