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#TimesUp for laughter
This one's not so funny, honestly. But it's an important message.
Barack Obama on Kamala Harris as VP:
"Joe Biden nailed this decision"

"He's not the only one."
- Willie Brown

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
The Crossbow vs. Longbow debate is over: Why not both in the same weapon, with bonus rapid fire capability?
What the hell is this thing? It looks like something out of the Van Helsing movie, but it's real and workable.

More. Dang, you could have conquered the world with these things.
A company started making a consumer version of the Instant Legolas, out of aluminum.
Case Closed: Ilhan "Omar" Nur's real father proven to be Nur Said Elmi, proving that she was assigned the fake name "Omar" to emigrate to America as a member of the Omar family (that family haven been granted US visas for all their children)
This is also proof that that Elmi character is Omar's brother -- both of them are the children of Nur Said Elmi. Only Ilhan Elmi got the fake name swap to become an Omar.
Sky News Australia: Major Medical Researcher says covid can be cured by Hydroxychloroquine plus Z-pac plus zinc; Australian government takes no interest
The Australian government says that additional clinical trials are necessary. This reporter notes that we ordered world-wide shutdowns without clinical trials and in fact with no science whatsoever demonstrating their effectiveness, but the minute you mention HCQ, we cannot do anything without years of rigorous double-blind clinical studies.
Spotted outside of Hazleton PA
Hat Tip: Hogmartin [CBD]
Rain now coming from an unexpected source -- the clouds
Is every single thing we say in public now demanded to be a Stasi-enforced lie?
U.S. Manufacturers Are Coming Back Thanks to Trump "Prior to Donald Trump's stop at the city's Whirlpool manufacturing plant, no U.S. President had set foot in Sandusky County for more than a century. Much like Ohio's manufacturing sector, the region was sorely neglected by the political elites, who cared more about maximizing America's GDP than they did about the lives and livelihoods of millions of American workers. " [CBD]
Holy Shit, Government "Republicans" are just liberal Democrats who sometimes go to church. Purge these statist liberal fucks.
Remember, Andy McCarthy, and virtually every other "Republican" who takes a government check, vouched for the integrity and competence of Robert Mueller, as well as for the unbiased, incorruptible professionals of the DOJ, every single fucking day.
Government "Republicans" are government men first and foremost, and government is, was, and always will be a fundamentally progressive venture.
Thomas Sowell
Aug 6
People who talk incessantly about "change" are often dogmatically set in their ways. They want to change other people.

Big truth right there.
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People talking
And they're saying that you're leaving
So unhappy
With the way that you've been living
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