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Here's a shocker - earlier this month NOAA issued its annual prediction that Winter 2020/2021 would be warmer than normal - the same forecast NOAA makes every winter. Per NOAA's graphics at this link, Texas is going to be burning hot this winter. Well it hasn't even been two weeks since that forecast and Texas is now preparing for a winter storm - in October - with ice possible all the way down to the Mexican border. NOAA is a politicized embarrassment to science. [Buck Throckmorton]

Dr. Guy P. Benson, M.D., Ph.D., noted virologist and Master Optics-Judger, speaks:
@guypbenson
The swearing-in ceremony for Justice Barrett will take place on the WH South Lawn tonight. Seats are spread out, masks are being worn, and the event is obviously outdoors. If these measures had been taken exactly one month ago (9/26), a lot of trouble could have been avoided.

@JonahDispatch
Congrats to ACB. Ironically -- to some, at least -- per SCOTUS tradition she will have to serve coffee or tea to the other Justices during conferences for as long as she is the newest Justice. She will be a servant, a handmaiden if you will, to the Roberts Court.
Oh Jonah, you're such a card. You're a panic!
What will we do without your pudgy, sausagefingered witticisms?
A female acquaintance says, "Jonah worked so hard on this one, and thought he was sooooo funny. And I just want to punch him in the head."
Jonah is not funny. He was never funny. He ripped off Dennis Miller's reference schtick -- poorly. Jonah Goldberg is, as YaBoiZack would say, "medically unfunny." He is unfunny on a genetic level.
He's also shallow, lazy, little-read, and unimaginative. He is mediocre in all ways, except waist-size. If you ever hear Jonah say something interesting or novel, Google it to find its real author. He is notoriously lightfingered when it comes to stealing other people's work and ideas without attribution.

Rumblin', stumblin', bumblin' & slurin' Sunsetting Joe ushered away ASAP. [Mis. Hum.]

What I Saw At The Trump Parade...In Deep Blue New Jersey?
Obviously NJ isn't going for Trump, but perhaps this is an indication of voter enthusiasm. [CBD]

In a rare Saturday session of the Senate, Lisa Murkowski announced that she will be voting "aye" to confirm Amy Coney Barrett to the vacant SCOTUS seat. I guess Cocaine Mitch read the Alaskan Snowblower the riot act. (J.J. Sefton)

What's going on with Mitch McConnell's hands and face?
A commenter speculated that it was just senile purpura, which is just bruising that seniors are prone to.

Rush Limbaugh: An Update on My Health
Mostly negative, I'm afraid, but I appreciate Rush Limbaugh's grit and spirit.

Funny little video

Your government schools produce one hell of a product. Ever hear of a Search Engine? [Mis. Hum.]

From Laura Ingraham: How you know Trump won the debate
[CBD]

JAKE TAPPER AND DANA BASH ARE PRACTICALLY CRYING TRYING TO CONVINCE THEMSELVES THAT BIDEN DIDN'T LOSE AS BAD AS THEY FEAR HE DID. MUST WATCH!
Their voices are shivering and cracking and their mouths are frozen in a half-crying position. It's so wonderful!

N.J. firefighter charged with possession of gun silencers thought they were fuel filters. "[He] brought the items to the Carlstadt Police Department and handed them over at the front desk. Ten days later, a second shipment of silencers came to his home...[he] brought the box of additional silencers to police headquarters. But as he pulled into the parking lot, he was arrested by agents from Homeland Security" [dri]

Gavin McInnnes attempts a hidden-camera sting on James O'Keefe

@johnrobertsFox

BREAKING: Tony Bobulinski to be @realDonaldTrump special guest at tonight’s debate

#WeekendAtBidens
Great Political Ad! Hat Tip: "Ann" [CBD]

@johnrobertsFox BREAKING: Tony Bobulinski will announce that he will turn his electronic devices and records of business dealings with Hunter and Jim Biden over to the FBI

Aikman Offers Clarification After Military Flyover Remarks Erupt. Some People Don't Buy It.
Do you need another reason to stop watching the NFL? [CBD]

'Will You Take Down the Wall?' And Other Posers For Last Debate
Some good questions for both candidates...and they'll never be asked. [CBD]

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Bete: "1147 Stacey Abrams is telling Rachel Maddow that " ..."

filbert: "Funny: Trump staffers (hot-looking blondes, I thin ..."

Dave in Fla: "You begin to fracture my cynical armor. However, I ..."

Splunge: "I've had doubts about every election in my life. ..."

Jewells45: "[i]No one here watches Yellowstone?[/i] I do!! ..."

Methos: " Life Force Mathilde May is naked. Posted by ..."

whig: "Rhomboid, I got the code wrong, it was the Black C ..."

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Oldcat: "Republicans having clearly won Florida might compl ..."

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What is the Deal with the Cowbell?
Why is the Ace of Spades called "the Death Card"?

Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer

Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up

Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)

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