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Accurate Web Cartoon About "Collusion" and The Enormous Amount of Evidence That Proves It Which the Media and Deep State, Strangely, Wish to Hide

CNN Legal Analyst Who Yesterday Opined That Kavanaugh's Hiring of a Lawyer Suggests He's Guilty of Perjury: Trump's Use of His Constitutional Power to Declassify Records of an Intense Public Interest is "Corrupt, Period"

CNN Proves It's Not Biased By Reading a "Conservative" Op-Ed On-Air. The Conservative Columnist They Chose to Demonstrate Their Political Balance? Jen Fucking Rubin

Even More Flirt-Fighting About Food by, Get This, Sedentary Near-Obese Couchfruit Semi-Men
At least this time Tom "The Expert" Nichols is sticking to one of his two fields of core competency, 1 pouring food into his fat dicksucker or 2 aliens
When the aliens come to earth to open a fast-food franchise and begin offering Stunt Menu Items like The Doritos Milkshake, Tom "The Expert" Nichols will be your go-to commentator

Michael Anton Responds to Liberal Republican Defenders of Birthright Citizenship, Who've Now Decided that Birthright Citizenship is the Central Animating Principle of the Constitution
Liberal Republicans and Neocons define their Victory Conditions as proving to liberals they can do liberalism better than liberals. They are the chief ideological purity enforcers of the left. They make every leftwing priority a central priority for "conservatism," just offering "Market-based 'conservative' mechanisms" to achieve every agenda item on the leftwing checklist

A New Drift-Compatible Podcast

Anyone planning on going to the Texas MoMe should RSVP to Ben Had. Check the left sidebar for contact info. [CBD]

William B. Ruger, Jr., RIP. [Mis. Hum.]

Hurricane Florence Sit-Rep
Massive, massive flooding. Losses of life and massive disruptions for the affected areas.

Eating Cheese and Butter Daily Reduces Mortality Rate, Risk of Cardiac Event
The Experts previously told us that animal fats would kill us.

Left-Wing Media Coordinated Messaging Point of the Day: "Credibly Accused"

CNN's Amanda Carpenter: Kavanaugh Shouldn't Be Confirmed Because He Lied
Amanda Carpenter of all people should be suspicious of politically-motivated, evidence-free sexual allegations. But whatever you need to do to #OwnTheCons, fam
Remember, with the NeverTrump liberals, it's all about "#MuhPrinciples" and not about a preference for liberal Rockefeller wing Republicanism or pure tribal loyalties and vicious tribal antipathies. Just ask them -- they'll drone on and on about it.

Who Would Win in a Fight, The Predator or Kevin McAllister from Home Alone?
Bear in mind, one of them is a sadist with no human empathy whatsoever, and the other one's got a cloaking field

Sen. Susan Collins to Speak About Kavanaugh Outside Her Office at 4PM
No idea what she'll say. So far, she's been surprisingly rational about Democrats' bad faith in this matter, but I have faith she'll find a way to screw us

Oliver Darcy: Social Media Censorship of Conservatives Is Either Real, or a Conspiracy Theory, According to Who's Signing My #Paycheck This Month

Brett Kavanaugh's Accuser's Legal Adviser Has a Record of Unimpeachable Integrity with No Signs of Partisan Bias
Nah I'm just fucken with you some more, she actually dismissed Bill Clinton's sexual harassment of Paula Jones as no big deal because it only occurred over 10 or 12 minutes
Oh, she also looks exactly as you'd expect a Feminist Legal Adviser to look

Brett Kavanaugh's Accuser Has Donated to the NRA and Pro-Life Causes
Nah I'm just fuckin wit ya, she donated to exactly who you think she donated to, the Democratic National Committee (DNC), Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC), and Friends Of Bernie Sanders.
And National Review says "Ahoy!"

Why Is It Those Who Whine the Most Plaintively About Tribalism Are Such Motherfucking Vicious Tribalists Themselves?
Notice that for Roy Moore and Donald Trump, any accusation was automatically true, but for Member of the Tribe in Good Standing Brett Kavanaugh, there are now serious questions about whether we should require evidence for career-ending accusations?

Shut Up, Wesley
And by Wesley I mean the nominal right's own Wesley Crusher, Ben Shapiro

DiFi: "Ballsey who?What?Where's my oatmeal?Why are my pan ..."

WILLIAM PITCHER: "I will never, ever consider voting for a democrat ..."

Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter: " Well, supposebly she already has "two friends" w ..."

DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm): "Then, fucking censure Feinstein and figure out how ..."

Timon: "It's amazing that she went to "therapy" in 2012 ri ..."

flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner: "92 I accuse Ford of being a liar. There. I do ..."

Mega: "Reality check. Even in the best case scenario, we ..."

Assistant Associate AoSHQ Style Guide Copy Editor, Plurals Division (except for Prii): "The preferred plural of penis is penes. ..."

Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters: "120. * fistbump * ..."

Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society: "91 Poland wants to establish a permanent US milita ..."

WOPR - Nationalist: "I think the Dems are worried they stepped in it. ..."

Cicero (@cicero): ""Psychology professor." Did we even need to know a ..."

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What is the Deal with the Cowbell?
Why is the Ace of Spades called "the Death Card"?

Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer

Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up

Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)

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