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August 20, 2005

Military Lawyers Fretted About Bin Ladin's Comfort Following Possible Capture

Main concerns were an ergonomic chair which would make shackling comfortable, and a type of restraining duct tape that wouldn't irritate his beard.

Outstanding. Keep up the good work, guys. While you're at it, how about a mid-interrogation handjob for Mr. bin Ladin? I know a nice handjob always relaxes me in a stressful situation.

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