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August 20, 2005

Mighty Murderin' Power Rangers!

One of the Power Rangers and his wife kill a married couple to steal their yacht.

They're expected to be defended by F. Lee Bailey, Robert Shapiro, Mark Geragos and Ron Kuby, who will all join together to form an eighty-foot tall Gargantuan Legal Defense Robot.

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