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August 15, 2005

All Grieving Parents Are Equal, But Some Are More Equal Than Others

No MSM coverage for those who believe their sons and daughters died for a noble purpose.

On some idiotic left-wing blog, by the way, I was called dangerous (thank you!). In the course of defending Saint Cindy, Our Lady of Perpetual Tanning, he noted that what makes Cindy courageous, among other things, was her bravery in dealing with the heat of Texas, day in, day out.

Indeed, that does make her a hero.

You know who else is a hero, by that definition?

The entire state of Texas.

It's official: Don't mess with Texas. It's a state in which the mere act of moving from home to work to the local 7/11 for a cola-flavored Slurpee qualifies you as heroic.

BTW, NYC has been pretty hot lately. But don't call me a "hero."

(Heroes are supposed to say that sort of thing.)


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