Senator Amy Klobuchar Clarifies: I Didn't Say That Sydney Sweeney Had "Perfect Titties" Or That Democrats Are "Too Ugly to Go Outside"

Wait, what?

Are you sure you didn't say that? Because this would be a rare moment when you align perfectly with American opinion.

Alas, it was deepfake, so Klobuchar keeps her perfect record of always being wrong about everything.

Sen. Amy Klobuchar is calling for new legislation to address "deepfakes" after a highly realistic AI-generated video that appeared to show her making outrageous statements about Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle jeans ad went viral.

The Minnesota Democrat took to the opinion page of the New York Times Wednesday to clear the air after the video made the rounds online, appearing to show her speaking at a recent Senate Judiciary subcommittee meeting on data privacy.

In her op-ed, Klobuchar decried the bogus footage, which she noted was viewed online more than a million times.

"The A.I. deepfake featured me using the phrase 'perfect t-tties' and lamenting that Democrats were "too fat to wear jeans or too ugly to go outside," the real Sen. Klobuchar wrote.

"Though I could immediately tell that someone used footage from the hearing to make a deepfake, there was no getting around the fact that it looked and sounded very real."

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"If Republicans are gonna have beautiful girls with perfect t-tties in their ads, we want ads for Democrats too, you know?" the deepfake version of Klobuchar said, eerily mirroring the senator's voice and vocal style.

"We want ugly, fat bitches wearing pink wigs and long-ass fake nails being loud and twerking on top of a cop car at a Waffle House because they didn't get extra ketchup, you know?" the video continued.

They're always Victims, aren't they?

The video was obviously fake. No one thought it was real. We don't have to make a literal federal case over it.

If you want to investigate fake smears -- how about joining the RussiaGate investigation?

posted by Ace at 04:41 PM

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