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August 31, 2005
Storms: All Caused By Global Warming
When Al Gore toured some scene of a natural disaster -- a flood, if I recall correctly -- he sagely opined that it was due to global warming.
Because, you know, floods didn't happen before we had a lot of automobiles.
But cranks see evidence for their theories everywhere. As in Ghostbusters, when true believers Aykroyd and Ramis discover a vertical stack of forty or so books in a library.
"It's classic poltergeist book-stacking activity!" one exclaims.
"Yes," Bill Murray deadpans, "because no human being could possibly have stacked books like this."
Over at Tech Central Station, James K. Glassman similarly deadpans, "Yes, no flood or storm or hurricane could possibly have devastated a city absent 'global warming.'"
The "Reality-Based Community"
Making up reality as we see fit since 2000. It's better that way.
Order Will Be Restored: Greg Gutfeld declares martial law at the Huffington Post, in order to control the ideological looting rampaging through that site.