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August 04, 2005

EU Considers Banning Beer-Garden Wenches' Cleavage

The St. Pauli Girl was not available for comment.

Ridiculous. What the hell business is it of the EU if a Bavarian beer-whore wants to wear a plunging neckline? If a Swiss ale-trollop wants to show some decollatage, who's the victim, exactly? If some low-rent zaftig lager-slut working the Reeperbahn wants to put her filthy pillows up for exhibition and critique, what concern is it to some Brussels half-a-fag?

This is fascism, my friends. And I mean the bad kind of fascism, not the fun kind where we get to seize all of Sean Penn's property and exile him to an Alaskan re-education camp on the grounds that he starred in I Am Sam with subversive intent and full willful knowlege that it sucked ass.


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