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August 14, 2005
Caretakers Forced To Show Koko The Sign-Language Gorilla Their Breasts
Apparently Koko kept signing "Show Your Tits" and "Come on baby, I gots me some beads."
The women allege they were pressured to show the massive mammal their mammaries or else face "consequences."
Oh, and just in case it's not weird enough already, Koko is said to have a "nipple fetish."
Forcing women to bear their breasts to a six-hundred-pound gorilla with a nipple fetish? Someone better call OSHA; this is legitmately dangerous.
Why, it's almost as dangerous as sitting on a roadside in Crawford, Texas and giving interviews to a fawning world press.
Thanks to FasterPlease.