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August 11, 2005

No matter what happens...

-It's always our fault.

Hey now.
Here's something nobody cares about!
Let's post that on Ace's site.

Its amazing what those bacteria were able to do when there were no humans around to stop them. Because we can stop them you know.
And we can stop ice ages. With our...big impressive weapons and...space crystals and special calming herbs.

UPDATE: Secret CIA report suggests agents have infiltrated a ring of bacteria bent on Earth's destruction....impacting painfully...


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