Is It Real or Is It Scrappleface?

Sudan Rape Victims Get Free Copy of UN Report

(2005-07-29) -- In another display of the value of the United Nations, Secretary-General Kofi Annan today announced that women brutally raped by Sudanese government forces would each receive a free copy of the latest report documenting the widespread, savage abuse.

"It legitimizes their suffering and lets them know that they are not alone," said Mr. Annan, as he held aloft a copy of the 29-page report. "This is why the United Nations is so desperately needed in today's world. We will continue to take bold action in producing reports on the rape and abuse of Sudanese women. The U.N. exists to fearlessly monitor tragic violence against oppressed people by government forces in our U.N. member states."

Environmental activist and general pain-in-the-ass Sting immediately announced plans for a "LiveRape" concert, to better inform Sudanese women about the rapes they are experiencing on a daily basis.

Slated to perform: "Stinky."

Thanks to Fat Kid.

Sorry For The Confusion: This actually is Scrappleface, not real.

The headline was meant to suggest that it's hard to tell the difference.

But please be aware the quotes are all fake.

posted by Ace at 01:59 PM

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