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August 15, 2005

Bill Clinton Signs Record Deal

It'll be a compliation CD and will be callled...

“The Bill Clinton Collection: Selections from the Clinton Music Room” and is planned as the first in a series of discs of the former president’s favorites.”

For crying out loud. He's pushing sixty and he's still making mix-tapes. What an effin' horndog.

The former president would not detail which songs would be on his mass-market mix-tape, but he did say, "When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

He also noted that "The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude."

Note that on the safe-for-TBS edited version of his quote he says "you don't care whether she stops, shops, hops or drops."

On the mix-tape... Jen has some suggestions.

Thanks to Dave from It's Old.


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