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August 04, 2005

Mars To Make Closest Approach To Earth In Recorded History Last Fifteen Months

Despite a TRO stating that Mars must remain at least 33 million miles away at all times, or face a weekend in the local drunk-tank.

It will be the brightest object in the sky (well, apart from the moon, and, I guess, the Sun).

Nostradamus' Quatro XXXVII mentions this:

When the War-Star approaches
Fire, rain, great commotions, usurpations and betrayals
Paul Hackett loses in Ohio by four points
Paul Begala cries, because he's such a fuckin' homo
I mean seriously
The guy makes Peter Allen look butch.
Histler says, "That Begala guy? Stone-cold pussy."

Old? Someone says this already happened, but BlogIdaho says August 27th.

I don't know either way.

Great Commotions and Confusions: Well, I don't know. Compos says this article says the closest approach happened in 2003. But a very close approach if not the closest) will be on October 29th.

Who cares. I got a good Nostradamus joke out of it, and I'm satisfied either way.

posted by Ace at 03:30 PM

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