A Titan Versus A Titan! Victor Davis Hanson To Debate Arianna Huffington

The topic? US foreign policy, of course -- Arianna's forte (forte is a Latin term meaning "something about which someone knows very little but twitters on about ad nauseum").

They'll be hashing out whether it's "interventionist" or "imperialist." Giggle.

INTERVIEWER: And what is your prediction for this fight?

CLUBBER LANG: My prediction?

INTERVIEWER: Yes, your prediction.

CLUBBER LANG (turns menacingly to camera): Pain.

Okay, so it's not really a titan versus a titan, but that's the quote from Clash of the Titans.

I'd've preferred it if the quote was "A Titan versus a brain-damaged cartoon chipmunk," but I have to stick with canon material.

If I were Hanson, I'd just pretend to be wealthy, bisexual, and in need of a beard-wife. That should distract Arianna.

Then again, small shiny objects distract Arianna, so maybe he should just wear some sparkly bangles.

Thanks to the Rocketeer.

posted by Ace at 03:47 PM

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