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August 25, 2005
A Titan Versus A Titan! Victor Davis Hanson To Debate Arianna Huffington
The topic? US foreign policy, of course -- Arianna's forte (forte is a Latin term meaning "something about which someone knows very little but twitters on about ad nauseum").
They'll be hashing out whether it's "interventionist" or "imperialist." Giggle.
INTERVIEWER: And what is your prediction for this fight?
CLUBBER LANG: My prediction?
INTERVIEWER: Yes, your prediction.
CLUBBER LANG (turns menacingly to camera): Pain.
I'd've preferred it if the quote was "A Titan versus a brain-damaged cartoon chipmunk," but I have to stick with canon material.
If I were Hanson, I'd just pretend to be wealthy, bisexual, and in need of a beard-wife. That should distract Arianna.
Then again, small shiny objects distract Arianna, so maybe he should just wear some sparkly bangles.
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