Gentlemen, This Is The ONT Manifest

Welcome to meme day! How about we start with some animal facts?

Fido Friday: Ow, my balls!

Diplomatic

Camo patterns

What a trooper!

Americans will use absolutely anything except the metric system

Sweet story with a sad ending

When fish go humaning

The importance of the Oxford comma

I remember those days. Well. Some of them.

Mess with the bull, you get the horns

The oysters at the bar the next day were the small ones

Perfect response

Here's a meme referencing a meme

If you don't get it, Google "Democracy manifest".

Shootout

This happened in Anchorage. Two girls were thrown out of a bar for starting fights. They returned with 2 large men, both “recently arrived” from Somalia. Security spotted them coming and coordinated a response on their radios, which is why one of them goes out to his car to kit up. When the Somali started fighting another security guard, then pulled out a gun and started shooting, the second guard canceled all of his birthdays.

True fact

Urban vs rural

The kids are alright

Odd, that

Move over Waffle House

Oh no! It's the consequences of my own actions!

I'm good with it

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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