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Shocking: The Failing Restaurant Aboard the Cuck Cruise Line Refuses to Update Its Ancient Recipes
As the left keeps taking our right to free speech away, David French will continue reprinting the same column about never doing the same to them. I'd like one of these #FakeNewsIntellectuals to answer the question, one time: If this same trope has not produced positive results as regards our right to free expression the last five years, the last ten million time these pieties have been ritually uttered, what are the odds that this time it will do the trick?
Or is worrying about our own rights and privileges and Americans something that "True Conservatives" aren't supposed to do? Are we only supposed to worry about the rights of David French's leftwing palz?
The only passion the #FakeNews conservatives show on free speech issues is when a leftist's free speech rights are threatened -- or one of their cocktail circuit pals', like Kevin Williamson and Bari Weiss.
Has David French roused himself to write a single word about Lauren Southern being banned from England for passing out an "Allah is gay" pamphlet? Is she not in The Club? Does England's actions not sufficiently threaten David French's career aspirations to write for a leftist journal?
Super-Christianey Ultra-Christlike SuperChristian Kinda-Sorta Forgets Commandment About Bearing False Witness Against One's Neighbor
If I were a Christian, I think I'd like to be this version of one-- the version where you get to feel all the unwarranted superiority without having to actually restrain your nastier impulses at all
Prediction from "LoveBreedsAccountability:" Because Jake Tapper Knows Comey is a Sinking Ship Who's Damaged His Own Credibility, and That Going Easy on Clapper Will Damage the Only Thing That Matters to Tapper (His Post-Salon Career), Tapper Will "Bravely" Give Him a Tough Interview (and Collect All the Usual Plaudits From the Ususal Suspects on the Right)
"And rather than wait for it to happen and then get annoyed when I see everyone singing his praises, I figured I’d get out front this time around and tell you exactly what to expect. And why it shouldn’t make a lick of difference to you relative to Jake Tapper’s credibility. He’s a Democrat propagandist masquerading as an impartial journalist, and that he spends 1% of his time trying to disprove that reality falls wildly short of actually doing so."
He also links a list of Tapper's greatest partisan hits
A resident of The Swamp to face prosecution? Wait and see. Personally, I'm not holding my breath. [Mis. Hum.]
McKayla Maroney: Larry Nasser Molested Me Hundreds of Times, At Every Single Visit for Treatment, Since I Was 13; I Don't Know if My Olympic Career Was Even Worth It
McKayla's disappointed face at receiving the silver no longer seems funny -- it seems like a girl wondering if putting up with constant molestation by a pedophile was really worth it just to win second place
Secret drug raid by feds backfires in Portland: 'Someone could have been killed' "The "sneak-and-peek" warrants, as they’re more commonly called, allow investigators to search a house, car, computer, other property or item, seize evidence and not tell anyone until much later." Because we don't have enough secrecy in government! [CBD]
Breaking: Barbara Bush dead at 92
Court adjourned. Harry Anderson, star of Night Court and Dave's World, dies at age 65. RIP. [Weirddave]
Listen up Colorado Morons: Saturday May 5th: Cinco de Quattro Colorado Morondezvous. Email:
acewestminsterdogshow at the gmail for details.
Jordan Peterson - The fatal flaw lurking in American leftist politics: The doctrine of equality of outcome is impossible because Intersectionality is infinite. An overweight, Asian, transgendered, poor person experiences racism differently than a queer, underweight, Latino, handicapped person does. Equality of results would require an infinite combination of oppressed person characteristics to be understood and rectified to make everyone equal. [dri]
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