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Remember the internet outages late 2016 and how we thought this was the Russians preparing to hack the election?
It was 3 kids running a Minecraft scam - and they almost broke the internet.
[ArthurK]
Chin up. [Mis. Hum.]
Irrepressible commenter Toni (aka Ritabootoo) passed away on Friday, December 8, 2017. Here is a bit more info. RIP. [Update] A memorial service for Ritabootoo, who passed from cancer last week, will be held this Thursday, December 14th at the Wooster Funeral Home in Clementon, New Jersey. 6:30 - 7:30 is visitation followed by a service led by Father Adam at 7:30pm.
BREAKING: PIPE BOMB DETONATES IN SUBWAY STATION BENEATH NYC PORT AUTHORITY BUS TERMINAL. Rush hour crowd stampedes from scene. One suspect arrested. Bomb squad on scene. Still developing. [J.J. Sefton]
The annual posting of Dave in Texas's "Crap Tree" is up at IB. Merry Xmas!! [geoff]
Short and sweet video by black conservative: The Left Uses "Racism" To Control Black Voters [dri]
Byron York: Author of the Phony Trump "Dossier" Was In Direct Contact With Obama's Justice Dept. ...The department's Bruce Ohr, a career official, served as associate deputy attorney general at the time of the campaign. That placed him just below the deputy attorney general, Sally Yates, who ran the day-to-day operations of the department. In 2016, Ohr's office was just steps away from Yates, who was later fired for defying President Trump's initial travel ban executive order and still later became a prominent anti-Trump voice upon leaving the Justice Department. Unbeknownst to investigators until recently, Ohr knew Steele and had repeated contacts with Steele when Steele was working on the dossier. Ohr also met after the election with Glenn Simpson, head of Fusion GPS, the opposition research company that was paid by the Clinton campaign to compile the dossier... This is a potential bombshell which has been completely ignored by the Democrat-Media Complex. [J.J. Sefton]
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No seriously, he grabbed the balls of then-husband of Norway's Princess
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