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December 22, 2017

Horrifying! A Gang of Marauding Reindeer Threaten Local Family Demanding Treats!

I know this tweet says they're not reindeer, but gazelles, but you know: #FakeNews.

Your corporate media masters always try to hide the unspeakable truth.

A Gazelle entered a shop in the state of Colorado. The owner decided to give him some chocolate and biscuits. He left and half an hour later he came back bringing his entire family. pic.twitter.com/fisp1w9Tkq
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) December 20, 2017

Happy Weekend-Before-Christmas!!!

And a big thank you to the cobloggers who basically run this place all day long except for the few hours after the crack of noon when I post a few stories.

posted by Ace at 08:00 PM

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