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December 19, 2025

We Wish You A Merry ONTmas

Howdy Horde! Last meme ONT before Christmas! Do you have all your shopping done?

Time to trim the tree!

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American Hunger Games: Which region would win?

7. Definitely 7

A great American

Fido Friday: Training

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Please Santa

Unfalsifiable theory

How to get away

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NPC IRL

Diver facts

The risers swung around his neck, connectors cracked his dome
Suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones
The canopy became his shroud, he hurtled to the ground
And he ain't gonna jump no more

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Why didn't she just use tinsel and garlands and stuff?

G'knight!

Waiter, waiter there's a......* gag *

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What they took from us

On racism

How wall anchors work

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Single mothers

Poland is a magical place

It's a potato vending machine

Buy a lottery ticket

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What song?

For me it would be "It's A Small World"

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