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December 24, 2017

What's Under Your Tree? Open Thread

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Are you snuggled in at home? Or are you reading this on your device at the local mall? Last minute shopping.

Bluntly stated, the “information” staff of 2.5 employees had had it. Burnt out, tired, tried to the breaking point, they were still going through the corporate mandated methods of “helping” customers locate what they were looking for. At Barnes and Noble these days that means, as it means at so many other stores, a quick look-up and then a guided tour to the book the customer has requested, a hang-out until the clerk is sure they’ve found it, and then an inquiry of that person whether or not they need anything else. People have gotten married on flimsier relationships.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 12:45 PM

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