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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/31/17) New Year's Eve Edition
Quote I “I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Guess the formatting errors will still be around.
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man. Benjamin Franklin Quote III The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. Gilbert K. Chesterton The Grand Canyon is awesome. Time lapse cloud formations in the Grand Canyon.
So what are you serving with that champagne tonight? Fried chicken!
Next year I resolve to use proper equipment in my medical practice and not be a Genius Award Winner. A New Jersey surgeon has had his license yanked over allegations he inserted used catheters into the rectums of at least five patients, state authorities say. I resolve not too gloat.......
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Police are investigating the apparent electrocution of two people early Friday at a Detroit Public Lighting Authority building, Fox 2 reported on Saturday. I resolve when I go to Wal-Mart to shop lift I will not be a Genius Award Winner. Inside the office, police explained to Stanley and Smith that they were under arrest. Officers say Stanley was holding $2,520 in cash and when they asked if he had a gun, he said he had a Ruger 9 mm that may have been stolen, according to the police report. Several thoughts come to mind. Does this individual have a felony record? If he does how is he released on such a low bail? Will this guy show up for future court dates?
NEW HARMONY, Utah -- A police officer punched his way through the ice of a frozen pond to pull an 8-year-old boy from under the water Monday.
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