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December 22, 2017

Something for Everyone, An ONT Tonight!

Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everyone:
An ONT tonight!

Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone:
An ONT tonight!

Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!


Old situations,
New complications,
Nothing portentous or polite;
Tragedy tomorrow,
ONT tonight!

Something convulsive,
Something repulsive, (Warning: NSFW)
Something for everyone:
An ONT tonight!

Something aesthetic,
Something frenetic,
Something for everyone:
An ONT tonight!

Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
Weighty affairs will just have to wait!

Nothing that's formal,
Nothing that's normal,
No recitations to recite;
Open up the curtain:
ONT Tonight!

Something erratic,
Something dramatic,
Something for everyone:
An ONT tonight!

Frenzy and frolic,
Strictly symbolic,
Something for everyone:
An ONT tonight!

Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everybody:
ONT tonight!
Something that's gaudy,
Something that's bawdy--

Something for everybawdy!

ONT tonight!

Nothing that's grim.

Nothing that's Greek.

She plays Medea later this week.

Stunning surprises!
Cunning disguises!
Hundreds of actors out of sight!

Pantaloons and tunics!
Courtesans and eunuchs!
Funerals and chases!
Baritones and basses!
Panderers!
Philanderers!
Cupidity!
Timidity!
Mistakes!
Fakes!
Rhymes!
Crimes!
Tumblers!
Grumblers!
Bumblers!
Fumblers!

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