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December 02, 2017

Weird News Dump

(Not true, it's an open thread)

Good morning. Can you believe it? It's the first Saturday in December.

*****

Let's take a peak at a few things that didn't get the attention they deserved here at the AoSHQ this past week.

There's no abominable snowman? Damn!
That's going to be one hell of a malpractice suit.
Fresh start and $70,000 to boot.
Quite the service animal.
I take it these parents are pretty lax.
Not the brightest bulbs in the pack.
Inconspicuous much?
Dildos. What can't they do?
The perfect gift for the Jim Beam drinker on your Christmas shopping list.
Speaking of Christmas. This really is weird.
Picking the hill to fight on takes special planning.

Enjoy these items or something else in this open thread. Just remember to treat the 'ettes nice, don't run with sharp objects and don't talk with your mouth full. Play nice.

Have a great weekend!!!

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