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December 16, 2017

Weird News Dump

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Good morning. Let's take a look at some items that didn't get their due here at the AoSHQ this past week.

As we approach Christmas, are you still looking to purchase some gifts? Check out the sidebar and the wonderful The Deplorable Gourmet. Great recipes and all net proceeds go to Fisher House and Toys for Tots. So as they would say at the company staff meeting, it's a win-win proposition.

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Let's go.

Locals aren't in the mooo-d.
The Mad Pooper, what a shitty guy.
Dick & Crazy = This.
One cannot think well, love well or sleep well if one has not dined well.
Government once again spends money prudently and wise.
Honey let me help you out.
He should have phoned a friend.
Doesn't one stand back and look at one's work?
Canadian nice, eh?
Brotherly love!

Enjoy these stories or something else that tickles your fancy in this open thread. No jumping on the furniture, no running with sharp objects and no pulling the 'ettes pony or pig tails.

Have a great weekend!!!

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