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New York's Rockland County declares measles state of emergency, bans unvaccinated minors from public spaces
Gee...I wonder where the measles came from? Two guesses: Idiot anti-vaxxers and illegals. [CBD]
Gonzaga University, Which Is Not Officially a Clown College (Yet), To Screen the Disney Film "Moana" and Then Stage a Discussion Afterwards, on the Topic: "Is 'Moana' About Rape?"
Answer: Why no, no it's not. Now you can go back to your usual past-times of cat-tending and cutting.
The average list price to attend Gonzaga Clown College (though without an actual certification to teach the employable skill of professional clowning) is $57,350 per year. There are no in-state discounts.
By the way, Gonaza Clown College is allegedly a Catholic university. Seems the only religion present on campus is Intersectional Feminist Marxism.
More Pratfalls from the Bulwark's "Token (LOL! HAAA!!!) Liberal" Molly Jong Fast, Now Getting Furious About (Spins Wheel) Sarah Sanders Retweeting a Graphic Created by the New York Post, Assuming without Evidence or Inquiry, Like All Good Journalists Do, That the WH Made the Graphic
Conservamotivism Coservamotated... or is it Slightly Dangerous? Or "Very Cool and Very Legal" (as it is now)? I notice that we're moving away from the pretense of having anything to do with conservatism, and I at least will acknowledge their (very late) honesty in acknowledging that.
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Well, it's now Day Ten, and I feel great. I'm proud. Day Ten was a big milestone/goal for me.
My biggest problem, I think, was not getting enough salt earlier today and earlier in the fast; I'm coming to the conclusion that I need a fair amount of it.
The hunger that had returned in days 7-8 seems to have gone away again. I can look up recipes without even feeling much hunger. Is it just about the salt?
If the fast were to go as it's going now, well, I could keep this up until 1, I just get bored and really want to eat just for the novelty or 2, I get the "Hunger of the Wolf" I've heard about, when your hunger returns ravenously, which is your body's way of telling you the fast is now OVER, go eat something, Idiot. But I don't think it'll keep going this good. There are ups and downs.

Conservamotism Conservamotated: Molly Jong Fast called for Michael Avenatti to be NY Attorney General last year.
Barbara Streisand, Who, In Case You Were Unsure, Is No Kind of Genius, Defends Michael Jackson's Rape of Children, Saying the Kids Were "Thrilled to Be There" And Hey, Michael Jackson's "Sexual Needs Were His Sexual Needs" So You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do
She now says she's "profoundly sorry" for defending child-rape as just a guy doin' guy-stuff. But she clearly meant every damn word she said, and it's clear she believes that celebrities are above the laws of God and man, like... well, rather like an aristocracy of Satan-sworn vampires, really, entitled by their status to prey upon mere humans.
Bloomberg: Trump's I-Told-You-So Moment Rattles Democrats
It's a new day in Washington, as Democrats' hopes that Robert Mueller would deliver a body blow to Donald Trump have evaporated. ... Democrats, who had long anticipated Muellerís report would provide enough ammunition to politically handicap the president, if not impeach him, now find themselves in perilous territory.

thanks to Neo
Lindsey Graham will Ask AG Barr To Appoint a New Special Counsel to Investigate How the DOJ, FBI, and IC Leaders Cooked up the Russia Hoax
I watched this press conference but missed him saying this particular thing. Can't wait to see Fake Jake arguing that we can't have the government paralyzed due to scrutiny by a Special Counsel!!!
Al Veshi says his "head is going to explode" when he hears his pal Michael Avenatti is being arrested
Interesting: The complaint mentions an unidentified lawyer as "Attorney #1." This man (I think) is also referred to as CC#1, which the legal analyst says means "cooperating co-conspirator." I can't even come close to sure on this but I am taking this as additional suggestive evidence that Mark Geragos is ratting on his partner Avenatti to get out of a prosecution.
By the way, Avenatti faces a total of 107 years, but with his typical behavior, he thinks he can extend that to 321.
More: Porn star model participant Stormy Daniels kicks Avenatti when he's down, saying that she's not surprised to hear he's being charged, knowing about him what she knows now
Say, does AVN have actual Participation Trophies?
3 Kristol got all the Weekly Standard types to go full No Trump, even when it meant their personal economic destruction. Then the Omydar life raft appeared, but only some of the WS writers could climb on board. Everyone kept drinking the NeverTrump Kool-aid though, and now (as the Bullshitwark starts running out of cash) what will happen? Posted by: Huck Follywood, righteous in his wrath

I don't know. They should start thinking about it, though. There is not really any place for a "Conservative Critic of Conservatism" who is plainly no longer a conservative and who donates to and endorses Democrats. Or, if there is a place, there's just one place, and that spot is occupied by Bill Kristol.
What the rest of them will do, I honestly have no idea. I don't think the leftwing media is willing to bring on former (weak, liberal) Republicans, and their prospects in the actual conservative media are down to near-zero.

Shrug. Well, one good thing at least -- they'll finally have an actual encounter with those Market Forces they've admired from afar for so long while being protected from market forces by billionaire benefactors! They'll soon find that Market Forces are rather -- nah, I don't want to spoil the surprise, let it just be a surprise for them.
(Joke stolen from Michael Bluth.)
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