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It is self-evident these weapons of war have flooded our streets! Rep Jackon-Lee's twitter feed, probably. [krak/t]
The Last Three and a Half Years in Leftist/NeverTrump Internet:
2019: RUSS--
No Russia?
Wuh happen to Muh Russia?
Obstruction... ?
They don't even take a five minute break to reflect on how fucking predictable, ridiculous, and, yes, exhausting they are
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
Hint: "they do respect her butt"
This sounds like this particular band trying to do an AC/DC type song.
Sad lonely depressive Twitter Addict who jerked himself off raw over Russia conspiracy theories for three years now jerking himself off raw about Ukraine conspiracy theories
Who could have seen this Surprise Twist coming
I remember when the Russia Collusion Conspiracy Theory started to unravel and AllahPundit wrote in a post, "Now I'm not completely up on the criticism/pushback against the Russia narrative" or something. No shit, really? You were Hot Air's Designated Russia Conspiracy Blogger for three straight years and you never bothered to read any of the criticism/objections to the conspiracy theory? Gee, we couldn't tell from your glib, shallow, Ripped From Jake Tapper's Twitter Timeline "analysis."
Why does the "conservative" media insist on filling 90% of its staff positions with what are essentially Media Matters or MSNBC bloggers?
Oh well, I guess AllahPundit can't blog exclusively about crap cable science-fiction TV shows and kah-razy new menu items at KFC. It's good that he can pretend he's blogging about news again, I guess.
EPA to cite San Francisco for the environmental damage from their homeless.
Trump (or was it Alinsky?) said waste, specifically used needles, in storm sewers is contributing to ocean pollution.
Ten hours of rain and Blade Runner music cues, supposedly to help you sleep
Not sure if this will work, seems a little busy and attention-getting for a sleep track. But, who knows. Maybe it's more for ambient background music while working than for sleeping.
DOJ continues permitting people to file false reports without any consequence at all
Well, they let leftwing agitators file false reports, or people from a Protected Leftwing Client group. I guarantee you that if a conservative filed flagrantly false reports, the DOJ would be very interested in prosecuting.
It's very dangerous for a government to teach the people who are actual pillars of a law-abiding, order-respecting civilization that The Law Is a Lie intended only to harm them and that only a sucker plays by the rules.
As Instapundit once said (probably quoting a more ancient sage), "When the lower classes rebel, you get riots. When the middle classes rebel, you get revolutions."
Massage therapist who was suing Kevin Spacey for sexual assault dies under unknown conditions
He had information that would lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton.
Not really, I'm just told that this is a meme on the Internet -- that whenever someone dies under strange circumstances, you say the person had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
"It's not sexist to say that women can't do big physical labor things as good as giant men can. But people will tell you it is. Well, I'm not sexist. As a matter of fact, my favorite people are all female. I have a wife, and I have three daughters. They're my favorite people in the world. But I could beat the shit out of all of them." -- Joe Rogan, quoted at RedState
JPMorgan's Kolanovic: Oil at $80 Is Where S&P 500 Breaks
And we are a long way from that price [CBD]
China Blinks?
China has removed tariffs from US pork and soybeans.
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