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March 08, 2019

Olympics To Permit "Trans" Athletes Who Haven't Bothered With Trans Surgery to Compete Against Actual Women

I love this story, because 1, I hate the Olympics and 2, I want conservatives to do well in 2020.

A woman I know, older and a Hillary Clinton SuperFan, does not believe that trans "women" are allowed to compete with real women in sports. She does not believe this because the channels she watches for news -- CNN, MSNBC, the networks, never Fox -- do not report this to her, because they don't want her to know.

She thinks the claim of men competing against women is a "Fake Fox News story."

She also thought the mere existence of MS-13 was a completely fictional "Fake FoxNews story" until there was an MS-13 murder nearby her that was covered by local news. (After that, MS-13 became something that technically existed but which is greatly exaggerated by FoxNews.)

Anyway, thanks to the IOC's decision, millions of partisan Democrats who are not Super Social Justice Warrior weridoes will find out that yes, indeed, men are now competing with women in "women's" sports.

Right before the 2020 elections, America will get to watch men in Party City wigs with their dorks hanging out of their singlets beating the shit out of women in judo.

And people will be forced to decide if that's the sort of world they were imagining for their daughters.

Soon:


"Dudes in Party City wigs" joke from Diversity & Comics.

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posted by Ace of Spades at 12:03 PM

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