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March 20, 2019

The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker Wants to Talk About The (Checks Notes) Woman He Loves -- And He Chooses The Perfect Venue for Gossiping About Heterosexual Relationships

Yeah so here's the clip from the Ellen DeGeneres show.

The "strictly mishly" Cory Booker even laughs about the possibility of getting married to a (checks notes again) woman before or during his completely, laughably hypothetical presidency.

Boy this Down-Low Brother sure Found Love with a (checks notes for the third time) woman just at the right time, huh?

Thanks to Jane D'Oh for the story and "strictly mishly."

The couple will soon announce which store they'll open their gift registry at. They first have to find a place that honors gifts given ironically or sarcastically.

Credit: I knew I hadn't come up with "The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker," but I forgot who did. My apologies -- that's the Deplorable Jay Guevara's "joke."

Yeahhhh... "joke."


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