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March 20, 2019

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (3/20/19)

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The Quotes of The Day

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Ripped From The Headlines

How do you spell Karma? Chicken Pox, dumb ass.

When vaping is outlawed only vapors will be outlaws. San Francisco where needles are discarded on sidewalks and the streets filled with shit.

Once again Leftards make the case that single payer health care is ridiculous.

What came first the egg or the global warming. Settled science my ass.

Outstanding. Instead of being high energy and adventurous, this shop will be fat and lazy. Kickstarter to unionize.

The nice thing about living in America's Dairyland is I don't have to eat this weird shit. Wonder if CBD will try this?

Once again I'm not cool. I'll keep my Bunn.

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This made me chuckle............

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The ONT Musical Interlude

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No need to ask for directions when you're a Genius Award Winner.

PORT HURON, Mich. - A man who was allegedly attempting to transport meth from Montreal to Calgary was busted when his iPhone navigation took him to a border checkpoint - Port Huron's Blue Water Bridge.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection inspected a Canadian vehicle at the bridge on Wednesday, driven by a Canadian citizen, Constantine Xethalis. Two others were in the vehicle.

After they were unable to provide proof of citizenship, the vehicle was searched. Officers found approximately 10 pounds of meth in tablet form.

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Life is a beautiful thing. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Conjoined Twin Sisters Successfully Separated And Can't Stop Snuggling

The Royal Children's Hospital Melbourne clinicians have successfully separated conjoined twins Nima and Dawa in a six-hour operation.

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