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March 20, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"Since Donald Trump was elected in 2016, various Democrats have proposed to abolish the Senate, abolish the Electoral College, assign electors according to the popular vote, expand the Supreme Court, set term limits on the Supreme Court, lower the voting age to 16. So their strategy is, we're losing, so we need to change all of the rules. But it'll be great when Trump wins the popular vote in 2020; their backpedaling will be enough to make Niagara Falls run backwards."

Where Hillary's Voters Live:

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Or, Put Another Way:

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Who's that on the left? Is he the kid who smacked the Australian politician in the head with an egg and was wrestled to the ground? And he got $20K for that? Really?

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Hooray For Bollywood:

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Who is she? Answer: Bollywood Actress Riya Sen<--
Here's another great pic.

And For the' Ettes, A Little Snake:

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Monday's celebs: Bella Thorne and a younger, nerdier Harrison Ford.

AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

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(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Job Needs:

Kallisto has part-time job. She thanks everybody for prayers. Please continue to pray as she needs a full-time job.

Fenelon asks for prayers for “D” for a job. May be evicted, and can’t pay his bills.

Patrick and his girlfriend Lisa need jobs. Patrick would like a job as a technical writer or editor.
Lisa is looking for a job in business development or business process engineering roles

3/13 Calm Mentor came across a job which meets the job experience which he had done for 15 years. Asked for extra prayers regarding this job.

3/3-Olddogin MO-Wife has pancreatic and liver cancer. Was in hospital for a while because of dehydration and food not getting through. May be a candidate for surgery. Please continue to keep her in prayer for complete healing. And skill and wisdom for doctors as they are consulted about treatment

3/6-Notsothoreau asked for prayers for friends’s grandniece ,Zoe who is 7 years old. Zoe had ruptured appendix and colon, but should be able to come home soon with a pic line for medicine. Thanks for prayers so far. Prayer for complete healing for Zoe well as strength for mom who has not left the hospital, dad who used up his sick time and for grandma who has been caring for other three kids

Mrs. Blutarski’s father died February 17th. Prayers for Mrs. B, her mother and the rest of the family and friends

JT’s cousin who had pancreatic cancer has died. Please keep her family and friends in prayer for strength and comfort

3/4-PugMahon’s brother in law Bill’s son has committed suicide. Please keep the family in prayer for strength and comfort after this great loss.

Continuing requests:

-Prayers for rickl tumor has grown Prayers for complete healing

-Cheribebe asks for “extra prayer boost from horde.” Insurance dragging heels about new chemo treatment and bills are rolling in and finances are snug. Prayers for healing and that situations and insurance may be worked for her benefit.

-Prayers for Slapweasel, Parents have moved in with him. Mom had stroke in June. Dad has dementia and doesn’t know where he is sometimes, Slap is caring for them so he needs prayer as well He also needs a donor for a liver transplant.

-BuckIV need prayer for his sister also has breast cancer which has metastasized to bones. Also, Buck himself asked for prayers that bladder cancer not progress to worse type.

-Renningantx asked for prayers for his uncle Jimmy who had been cancer free for 12 years but aggressive cancer has returned and he has a doctors apt this week. Prayers for complete healing.

-LadyL asked for prayers for healing for a dear friend, Jean, who has had a recurrence of Mantle Cell Lymphoma, which is an aggressive cancer and hard to treat

-JQ’s father has advanced prostrate cancer and has been having a lot of pain, JQ works full time and so needs to find a place where dad can be cared for.

1/16-Troyrisers mother, Judy has inoperable lung cancer. Please pray for a peaceful passage.

1/16-NorthernLurker needs job or business, sense of direction, and vision and ambition in terms of future occupation.

2/20-Awilda’s son Gabe is in need of a bone marrow transplant


1/30-Backwards Gal is back home after scary medical issues Backwards Boy is having financial issues because of gigs being cancelled. Please pray for that situation as well. Thanks.

New requests:

1/17- TonyPete asked for prayers for his granddaughters and daughter caught in bad family situation that has no immediate relief. Prayers for them and that daughter might gain wisdom to do good and not harm.

2/1-LadyL asked for prayers for daughter of a friend. After giving birth several weeks ago she had a stroke. She is conscious and has had breathing tube removed ,but has no sensation on one side of her body. Prayers for complete healing

2/8-Tonypete asks for payers for his friend Michele. Michele's daughter eldest daughter died as the result of injuries suffered from a fall on Feb. 5 during a hiking accident. Daughter had four children aged 9-15, Also his friend's youngest daughter was diagnosed with cancer on the same day that the eldest daughter died. Prayers for healing for daughter and strength for Michele and family

2/12-Votermom asked for prayers of healing and help for her friend myiq (who has the Crawfisher blog) and is not getting good care from VAAlso asked for prayers for friend Mothy's sister who has 4th stage lung cancer.

2/12-Anonymous horde member asked for prayers for his community in NH. They had two boys die within 2 weeks. One 12 year old drowned after crossing frozen river on his way home from school. Another boy. age 14, committed suicide within two weeks of death of first boy. Families and friends and community are in shock and hurting. Horde member asked for prayer that the Lord God would send down Holy Spirit and bring comfort and healing

2/12-SMH reports that his daughter is "travelling down a dark path and taking children with her." SMH asks that her daughter's heart of stone be turned to flesh and that she receive conversion to accept Jesus as Lord

2/17 Prayers for-Jewell’s grandson’s wife-Carmen, who is in rehab for alcoholism and has a 1 year old child. She may be suffering from post-partum depression. Prayers for healing and recovery and for Jewell’s grandson and great-grandchild.

2/24-Navymom asked for prayers for grandson who looks skinny and not as well cared for as he might be.

2/24 prayers of Complete healing needed for Nora Elizabeth, great niece of Mrs. Leggy. Nora Elizabeth is a baby has brain tumors and will need a year of chemo at the least

2/26 Josephistan asked for prayers for his mom who has anxiety and of behavioral issues

3/4-Prayers for people in AL affected by tornado

3/7-Shibumi and Bozo Conservative newly married. Need rough places made smooth so that they can live together.

3/8-Theresa inFortWorth has a cyst on kidney. Was being referred to a nephrologist as a priority patient.

3/10-CaptainJosephaSabin had emergency pacemaker installed. Is now having dialysis Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. It is very difficult. Might be able to discontinue dialysis. Prayers for end to panic attacks and complete healing.

3/10-KTY healing from stomach virus and tenacious fever.

3/12-TonyPete’s wife is having rheumatology and neurology issues. Praying for a lessening of painful, difficult symptoms and a way forward with doctors.

3/12-NorthernLurker needs money and job. Also asks for prayer in area of new relationships. Niece’s son, Josh, needs healing. Very troubled boy with numerous behavioral issues . Pray also that authorities do what is right for the family.

3/13-MPPPP, prayers that someone’s heart be softened and that reconciliation will take place.

3/13-Bicentennial Guy, mom and dad’s pug dog is very ill, has returning cancer. Has to be put down next week. Prayers for comfort and strength for his mom and dad and blaster who gave them the pug.

3/13-Josephistan, prayers for mom’s recovery and peace of mind and for strength for Josephistan so he can take care of her.

3/32-Blaster asks for prayers for his 17 year old son and 13 year old daughter who are depressed, anxious, and not doing well in school Blaster’s son won’t talk to him. For healing and help for Blaster and children.

3/13 Vic mentioned that he might have to go back in hospital for “same issues he had last year.” Prayers for Vic and family

3/13-Lurker (Christian’s) father-in-law died Monday, March 11 after a battle with prostrate cancer which metasticized. Asked for repose of his soul and comfort for Christian’s wife Karrie and sister Jennie.

3/15-Bete in reflection had pain in neck. Has cancer and one treatment but has some hope. Prayers for complete healing.

3/16-ibguy asks for prayers for Debbie K., wife of college roommate. She has early onset alsheimer’s. She is not yet 60. Needs prayers for healing.

3/19-Young Friend has GI issues. Was having a consultation with doctor on 3/20, probably getting a scope. Needs healing.

3/20-Hrothgar, aging sister-in-law, Elizabeth, failing physically and mentally. He doesn’t have resources to help her. Going day by day. Needs prayer for wisdom and direction for help for sister-in-law.

3/20-Fenelon asks for healing for son K., who has major mental issues.

3/20 Prayers for people in NE and other parts of the US dealing with terrible flooding

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members

I have not heard from cjjr who had brain cancer and asked for prayers. It worries me when I don’t hear from people.

Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to me. I am unable to be on the board all the time, even though it seems like I am, and so if people don’t tell me about prayer requests I may have no way of knowing. Thx and God bless!

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

FenelonDirection18 at gmail dot com

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