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Monday Overnight Open Thread (3/11/19)Quote I “President Trump’s effort to ban them doesn’t just fly in the face of our collective values—it’s a national security threat,”Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.
“We will only defeat the scourge of violence if we understand and address its complex root causes,”British Prime Minister Theresa May How do you say, "I'll give you three guesses" in Arabic?
“US Attorneys thoroughly enjoyed our time with AG Barr this week. He is a solid, proven leader with a clear vision for the @DOJ. We will move forward with his priorities, hold offenders accountable, and advance the rule of law,” Special Prosecutor John Huber
Had I been fooling myself about my anti-gun stance? I don’t think so, but I did come to realize through a series of unexpected exchanges that the issue was more complicated than I had allowed and that my views of just coexistence and human flourishing might not require the absolute prohibition of arms. Harvard history professor Tiya Miles
"A living wage isn't a gift, it's a right. Workers are often paid far less than the value they create." Congress critter Donkey-Chompers
This is perfectly fine with the progressives even though the Constitution states that there is not to be a religious litmus test given to federal nominees. But heaven forbid if someone in the private sector asks a similar question. “Think about it: Omar wears a hijab,” Ms. Pirro said. “Is her adherence to this Islamic doctrine indicative of her adherence to Shariah law, which in itself is antithetical to the United States Constitution?”
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The ONT wonders why this app is necessary. It’s happened to all of us: You’re just trying to enjoy your meal in peace when a bunch of liberal hippies shows up waving signs saying “We don’t respect President Donald Trump” and chanting, “Green New Deal / Ban your meal!” And we’ve all long been hoping that someone would design an app that would allow us to eat in peace, or tell us where it’s okay to wear our MAGA hats, or whatever. Just ask:
Alyssa Milano says she’s a trans, disabled, lesbian, black, immigrant gay man. Hard to walk that back, sister.
Much of Venezuela is still in the dark — now four days running — after the worst blackout on modern record in Latin America enveloped the country last Thursday evening. And as of Saturday, Reuters reported at least 17 deaths at hospitals across the country attributable to the power outage, given many hospitals are now for days completely reliant on back-up generators to keep life saving ventilators and other medical devices going. Other reports have claimed multiple dozens of deaths across the country, especially in hospital neonatal units.
Mumps, Other Outbreaks Force US Detention Centers to Quarantine More Than 2,000 Illegal Aliens
Way too often, people forget that acting carelessly around wild animals can result in a tragedy. A couple of years ago a gorilla named Harambe was killed after a 4-year-old boy managed to get into his enclosure. The killing of the gorilla resulted in a widespread backlash, with many people blaming both zookeepers and parents for allowing the child to get into gorilla’s cage. Sadly, some people learned nothing from this situation and continues to get themselves into dangerous situations by not obeying the rules at the zoo.
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Millions of blind people could have their vision actually restored using stem cells taken from the eyes of non-living donors, according to new research from Scotland.
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