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"It was one thing when speakers who were too conservative were being harassed, but when professors who see themselves as good liberals are getting called in front of tribunals for something they said in class, that's not so much fun anymore." Former Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels
Forgive me for repeating this story, but it’s a useful one: I have a relative who thinks of himself as a conservative. When I told him eleven years ago that I was coming to work for National Review, which I had been reading since I was a teenager, his response came in the form of this question: “Is that the one with that ol’ boy from New York who talks like a queer?” That’s what a pretty-well-representative septuagenarian Republican voter knew about William F. Buckley Jr. in 2008. That I would voluntarily move to New York City was, to him, incomprehensible: That place is nothing but cooties, including talk-like-a-queer cooties.
You’d imagine something called “Parents” would celebrate, well, normal parents. But no. Only odd “non-trad-dad” couplings or “non-couplings” seem to make the cover of Parents these days. Especially missing seems to be the fathers of the Caucasian persuasion. Nothing all that unusual about that these days. That’s pretty much how the soft machine pumps out that pink slime percolating in the pit at the politically correct cultural clambake.Gerard Van der Leun"
“Since I wasn’t getting married during the summer in the Hamptons, I wasn’t able to hire an airplane with a banner to go up and down the shoreline. I thought: ‘I own a building. Why don’t I just hang a banner from my own building?’”Harry Macklowe
Its "funny" how the FBI could have such a deep and thorough investigation and the corrupt Obama administration (I'm looking at you Hillary, Huma & Cheryl Mills to name just a few) can skate away. Sorry I digressed.
When New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft was busted for allegedly getting a hand job in a Florida massage parlor, it put a national spotlight on the strip-mall spa where he was serviced.
It's no breeze being a blonde female founder of a blood-testing startup--even if your name isn't Elizabeth Holmes. What if J. Edgar Hoover had become the baseball commissioner?
In other words, NYC public school kids, after suffering through eight miserable years of horrible inedible lunches thanks to Michelle Obama, will now begin, once again, throwing their vegan breakfasts and lunches in the garbage cans…on Mondays.
Charles Dahan knows from firsthand experience how badly people get ripped off when buying eyeglasses.
Over the weekend as I was watching the climate change continue to fall and collect I went through the entire NetFlix catalog. There were plenty of Bond Movies. Lets segue into, Bond girls then and now.
On this day, 12 Mar 2013
Born on this day 12 Mar 1949
Happy Birthday Internet TODAY, 30 YEARS on from my original proposal for an information management system, half the world is online. It’s a moment to celebrate how far we’ve come, but also an opportunity to reflect on how far we have yet to go.
Flip Wilson made a career of saying, "The Devil made me do it." Genius Award Winner. A woman was arrested after stealing an SUV from an Ace Rent-a-Car.
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