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March 13, 2019

Womp, Womp: Mueller Tells Judge in Michael Flynn Case That He Has Fully Cooperated And His Cooperation is "Complete," and Yet -- No Mention of Any "Collusion" With Russia or Anyone Else

As Dennis Finch would say: Crank it, spank it, smack it on the bing-bong!

Michael Flynn's cooperation in Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation is complete, lawyers for the special counsel said in a Tuesday night report to a federal judge presiding over the former Trump national security adviser’s case.

In the same joint status report, Flynn's lawyers asked for a 90-day delay in their client’s sentencing so he could continue to cooperate with the government in his former business partner’s upcoming trial in Alexandria, Va. Flynn expects to testify in the mid-July trial against Bijan Rafiekian, who faces charges of conspiracy and acting as an unregistered foreign government agent for Turkey.

Meanwhile, Adam Schiff cautions against impeachment, stating that he would need to "see very graphic evidence" before moving forward with such a ridiculous move.

Bear in mind, this is the guy who has been telling us he's seen clear and convincing evidence of both collusion and obstruction for nigh on three years.

Now he says he'd have to see -- implicit future tense -- such evidence before supporting impeachment.

It's almost as if -- bear with me on this; what I'm about to say might shock and scandalize you in an almost sexual way-- that Adam Schiff has been lying for three years with the full knowledge of the media that he was lying and with zero accounting by the media for lying for three full years.


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