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Clive Cussler has crossed the bar. Dirk Pitt novels author dies aged 88. Fair winds and following seas, Clive. RIP. [Weirddave]
Fun little movie secret: Apple places its phones in movies, with a condition: A villain can never be shown using an iPhone on camera.
Rian Johnson apparently got notes from Apple when making Knives Out. He says this is a problem in a mystery film, where you're not supposed to know who the killer is. But if everyone else is using Apple, except for the one guy using an off-brand "uFone," well, there you go. Slap the bracelets on. I imagine Apple might change this condition now that the secret's oujt.
Gee, I could never have guessed that South Carolina's Democrat Party is majority black based on these Old Ass Crackers talking about nothing but black issues all of a sudden. I think I just heard Joe Biden claimed he got Boo Radley acquitted of a murder charge.
Well at least with all the Democrats vying to claim they gave Marcus Garvey his best orgasm, at least they're giving it a break with the hablar espanol
Twitter is a place where Very Important Intellectuals and Deep Thinkers all rush to tell you what they just saw on TV even though you also just saw what they saw on TV
The fusion between pastime television, twitter, and weakling c***ks vying to be Prom King of the Unpopular Weirdo Kids is a pathetic one
271 BREAKING NEWS Judge Amy Jackson Berman just inked a book deal with Javelin in the low seven figures for a book about Constitutional Law to be published Spring 2021... Posted by: JoeF.

Not really. But I wouldn't call this fake news, either. I would call this a Premature Report Whose Essential Truthfulness Will Be Revealed in the Fullness of Time.
It just occurred to me that Trump's job approval is rising during Bloomberg's half billion dollar ad blitz.
Trump is thus immunized against further attack ads. What is left to hit him with? Are people going to have their minds suddenly changed by negative ads from Sanders in October?
Maybe Bloomberg's setting of a half a billion dollars on fire is ineffective because our deranged Enemy of the People already immunized Trump to all of this stuff.
Bernie isn't boosting turnout, despite claims about the "energy" of his candidacy: "In the Iowa precincts where Mr. Sanders won, turnout increased by only 1 percentage point." In NH, "turnout increased far less in townships he won than it did in townships won by Mr. Buttigieg and by Senator Amy Klobuchar."
Overheard at the Kobe Bryant funeral: "Kind of shocked at how brazenly they're stepping all over John McCain's funeral"
@julie_kelly2: "Just a thought-- @seanhannity and @MariaBartiromo should stop hosting Lindsey Graham until he delivers on the promises he's made about "getting to the bottom" of DOJ corruption. And ditto for any GOP senator on House Intel who continues to ignore this ongoing crisis in the IC."
The Hodge Twins calmly analyze the Ilhan "Omar" Nur situation
Tom Nichols says that Jen Rubin is the person who's been "talking me down from the ledge
David French starts his "I'm not saying I'm in favor of Bernie Sanders, I'm just saying if you're a Republican don't vote for Trump" bullshit again
Same crap he and his NeverTrump buddies pulled with Hillary Clinton, while claiming they weren't actually supporting her
"Principled Conservatism" conference organizers start whining that the people they routinely attack are being uncivil to them
How the 'Interpreter' Scam Brought 75,000 Iraqis and Afghans to America
It is amazing how even the most benign and seemingly wonderful programs can be destroyed by the Deep State. [CBD]
Oh look, another clumsy and transparent coordinated political op by NeverTrump Welfare Queens in desperate need of a Pierre Omidyar paycheck
All these sissybitches do is run Twitter Gay Ops all fucking day, repeating the agreed-upon Smear of the Day
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