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February 01, 2020

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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(H/T Legally Sufficient)


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Good morning Horde. The first Saturday of February, just where the hell has the time gone?

Let's take a look at a few stories that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ.


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  • Hope they have lots of vacation time banked.

  • BBD - AKA Buffet Buster Deluxe. No not Ana Navarro.

  • I thought you plugged them in.

  • What's a Coffee Break without a Florida story?

  • Do you care for red or white?

  • Even a dog can shake hands.

  • Why do they call it common sense? It isn't common.

  • If they have Fox Sports North I would subscribe.

  • Naughty church.

  • Painting, a dangerous occupation.

  • You can't take it with you when you go.

  • Major league lazy ass.


    Hey, enjoy these stories or something else that trips your trigger this morning in this open thread.

    Just a couple of rules, no running with sharp objects, no pulling any 'ettes hair and for heaven's sake, don't pee in the pool. After all we don't swim in your toilette.

    Have a great weekend!!!

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