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February 08, 2020

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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(H/T Ben Had)


Good morning you Deplorable Morons. As we do every Saturday morning let us review some stories in the news that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.


  • Knife, nose, spite some assembly required.

  • Talk about not letting go.

  • Peanut allergy drug has been FDA approved.

  • How to keep those final expenses to a minimum.

  • Buy these cookies or else.....

  • But was there an open bar?

  • I bet this guy is single.

  • That's a big Big Mac.

  • Erotic atmosphere only $150.00

  • About that get away........

    Enjoy these stories or something else that trips your trigger after all this is an open thread.

    Be nice to the 'ettes, no hair pulling. They don't have cooties. No running with sharp objects and be nice to one another.

    Have a great weekend!!!

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