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February 21, 2020

Sundown Joe Biden: I Won't Serve a Second Term If I Lose Mental Acuity

Second term?

If you lose mental acuity?

Dude your neurological state is already "Sub-Potato."

"Look, I guarantee you this: if anything changed in my health making incapable for me to fully exert all the energy and mental acuity that was needed to be done, I give you my word I would not run again," Biden, 77, told a CNN town hall, blood spraying freely from his fucked-up eyeball.

That last clause was a Trumpy Lie.

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