Bloodiest Moments of the Debate

If you were watching Trump's rally last night -- or something else -- you actually did miss something.

The Democrat Debate was a bloodbath.

There were a lot of deep, bubbling wounds inflicted.

It was kinda glorious.

Bloomberg bashes Sanders as a fake socialist with three houses and a million dollars in the bank:

Sanders snaps back, demanding to know which "tax haven" Bloomberg lives in:

Bootygag blasts Sanders as a Socialist, not a Democrat, and Bloomberg as a Republican carpetbagger, also not a Democrat:

Warren goes to her safe comfortable wooby of #WokeWhiteLiberalFeminist identity politics, blasting Bloomberg as a sexist who hates women:

She then ripped him about all the women who had sued Bloomberg personally or Bloomberg's company for discriminatory behavior. "Maybe they didn't like a joke I told."

The crowd did not like that diminishment of a liberal sacred cow.

Warren stayed in her RichLiberalWhiteWomanFemnist identity politics bubble, demanding that Bloomberg release the NDAs he forced former employees to sign so that they could talk about his behavior with women.

Bloomberg took a lot of inarticulate words -- claiming, so preposterously as to be actually miraculous, that these NDAs were signed to protect the women who sued him, rather than to protect himself -- before he finally said, "No way, sister."

This is brutal:

Joe Biden was barely present at the debate. That's not really different from previous debates.

But this debate, other candidates did not bother to even attack him. I don't remember a single attack on Biden. They know he's done.

Biden did have one moment where he was semi-cogent: Rebutting Mike Bloomberg's claim that he himself "stopped" the stop-and-frisk policy.

No, Biden says. Obama and I sent in "monitors" to get you to stop, and you still wouldn't stop.

Which cherished identity politics group does Bloomberg not offend?

Human Talking Point Machine Pete Bootygag tried to score way too many points on Amy Klobuchar for not remembering (or knowing) the name of Mexico's president.

It's not that there's no point to be scored here; it's just that this Smug Millennial Bitchboy seems to think that his status as Trivia Night Champ at the local South Bend Chi-Chi's is a Golden Wonka Ticket to the White House.

By the way: Politico seems to be forgetting a name themselves, no?

Here's Klobuchar saracastically telling the Human Talking Points Machine who has Learned Short Spanish Phrases to pander that he's "just so perfect."

He's like the gay version of Rubio.

Which is usually just called "Rubio."

Pete Buttigieg: *starts speaking spanish*

Amy Klobuchar: "I wish everyone was as perfect as you, Pete."

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What he says there in his Schoolboy Spanish is something like, "To the 'Dreamers,' this country is your country too."

Note well: The "Dreamers" are not Americans. They are illegal aliens. But he's promising to give them our country.

In Spanish, naturally.

I don't remember what was going on here, but Klobuchar and Buttigieg plainly hate each others' guts.

They're both right.

Former alleged "Republican" and strongly suspected turncoat leaker who destroyed the 2008 vice presidential candidate he himself picked Steve Schmidt warned his New Super Best Friend Besties on MSNBC and in the Democrat Party that they must not nominate the socialist Bernie Sanders.

But his New Best Friend Super Besties didn't really care what Steve Schmidt said.

Poor Steve! SAD!

The night's winner, most admit, is Donald Trump.

NeverTrump is dejected -- dejected that they will not have some kind of Democrat that they can vote for that they can pretend is "moderate."

posted by Ace at 11:58 AM

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