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February 22, 2020

Saturday Morning Coffee Break

Good morning Horde. Let us take a look at a few stories that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Paper ballots. Nothing wrong with paper.

Orange Mom bad.

From a pretty girl to a freak of nature.

Vet sticks up for himself. Oh yeah he's a WWII vet.

Keeping your mental health issues private.

Help a guy and make some money.

Too sexy or is there something else going on?

An unusual medical procedure.

Just another reason I call them "Burger Thing".

Honesty, the best policy. “high as f--k”

Hard to believe that this is the second to last Saturday of February. Enjoy these stories or something else in this open thread. No running with sharp objects, no taunting of the 'ettes and play nice with one another. Pretty simple rules.

Have a great weekend!!!

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