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February 22, 2020

EMT 2/22/20

Today is going to be a delight.

14 of lil' girls bestest friends are coming over at 9:30 this morning for her 6th birthday celebration.

I'm sure they will be nothing short of polite and well behaved and emotionally balanced in those ways that only kindergartners can be.

My wife has already hidden away all the pointies and sharps which is going to make stabbing myself in the jugular far more difficult than is humane. Crayons are notoriously inefficient instruments of self destruction.


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