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Two weeks to flatten the curve. New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With Large Amounts of Illicit KFC "could face prison for up to six months or a fine of up to $4,000." (safe link) [dri]
Spectator World:
Since her vote to impeach Trump and her appointment by Speaker Pelosi to the January 6 Committee, she has, to my knowledge, made no publicized visits to the state, save to attend the funeral of former senator Mike Enzi a couple of months ago. Word has it that she does fly occasionally into Jackson (which is to Wyoming what the Hamptons are to upstate New York), where she spends her time with friends, benefactors and perhaps a Republican politician or two while sedulously avoiding the rest of the state, 70 percent of which voted for Donald Trump last November.

In brief, Liz Cheney is not Wyoming and never has been, even when it elected her to the House in 2016 owing chiefly to her party affiliation and incumbency.
Ford’s Theatre, where President Lincoln was murdered, and now operated by the National Park Service, sends out a woke tweet inviting Americans to question Lincoln’s legacy. "What do you think might be a more useful, more complex, or more realistic way to think about or memorialize the 16th president?" [Buck]
A view from the Rio Grande river near the Del Rio bridge
We are being invaded, and our government is encouraging it. [CBD]
Norm Macdonald talks about the real "bravery" of fighting cancer alone, without burdening others with it
He frequently mentioned this Richard Farnsworth actor, who appeared in The Straight Story. Farnsworth had terminal cancer but never told anyone about it. We now see why he was so frequently on Norm's mind.
In his last standup special, Norm made a joke about cancer which no one realized was about his own looming death.
Norm Macdonald talking about his upcoming puppet act
Not as funny as I'd hoped. Premise 10, execution 7. In fairness, it seems like he just made this up off-the-cuff and then was surprised when he was later asked about it, so he just made up some more stuff off-the-cuff.
Meanwhile, the True Conservatives at National Review are, as usual, standing athwart the actual conservative movement yelling "Stop!" at it
They just love speech-policing those on the right, while making excuses for their friends, allies, and side-pieces on the left.
From commenter "Hogmartin," whose speech is clearly violence!
I'd give my eye teeth for that "Tax The Rich" dress!
PlutoTV currently has seasons 2 and 3 of Norm Macdonald Live on demand, as well as his great Netflix special, "Me Doing Standup." Just search for norm macdonald.
Norm Macdonald reading jokes on his show
One of his best bits was always forcing his co-host Adam to read the very, very worst jokes, and then making Adam sit there in embarrassed silence after the joke died
Two hours and twenty minutes of the best of Norm
How Norm lost his sponsorship for the grilling gadget "Mangrate"
Compilation of Norm Macdonald r*** jokes
Classic bit about Bill Cosby at 4:30
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