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August 03, 2021
Quick Hits: No Thank You EditionSacramento County Superior Court Judge James Arguelles ruled Monday state law "unambiguously precludes party information from appearing on a recall ballot where the elected officer fails timely to make the designation," according to the Associated Press. But Newsom has filed a lawsuit to ignore the law and put the "D" on there anyway. The Washington DC medical examiner petitioned to have Ashli Babbit's body cremated two days after her death. WHAT? The Washington D.C. Offices of the Chief Medical Examiner submitted a request to cremate Jan. 6 Capitol protester Ashli Babbitt two days after gaining custody of the body, according to documents obtained and released Tuesday by conservative watchdog Judicial Watch. And they're making sure there's insufficient evidence, huh? Maybe this is a misreading of the application. But maybe it's not. British Columbia is being pressured to change its name, because Christopher Columbus has been #Cancelled. And the socialist Canadian Broadcasting Company is pressing the case for the name change. There's been a national reckoning on place names and the people they're named after -- and some say that conversation should include looking at the name of British Columbia, which is derived, in part, from Christopher Columbus. That's catchy. Why not name it The Cleveland Guardians?
Good Olympics News #1: Female Olympic weightlifters were asked if they wanted to comment on "Laurel" Hubbard competing as a woman.
I have a new appreciation for women weightlifters. For female wrestlers, too. Good Olympics News #2:
An immigrant who's proud to be an American. "It feels amazing," the wrestler shared. "I love representing the US. I freaking love living there." The cynical side of me says that word of the low ratings and general indifference of Americans to the Olympics has hit Tokyo, and word has gone out to say the sort of things athletes used to say when they won. But I'll tell that side of me to shut up and just take the W. Good Olympics News #3: the blue-lipped loudmouth lost, and lost badly. Gwen Berry, the weird-looking pyrsyn who is not very good at throwing the hammer, finished 11th out of 12 in the finals. She had promised that she would protest if she medaled; I promised this flake wouldn't get anywhere near a medal. I guess she knew she would fail, because she decided to give the black power fist twice upon merely entering the stadium. These Olympic Games are never far from the hint of a gesture or protest, a moment of free speech, an opportunity to make a statement. You represent failure and the bitterness that ugly people feel towards the world. Shut the fuck up and go away now, Ugly-Bones Loser. Yup:
Look at Germany in the 1920s. Who could have predicted that an educated, civilized, highly-cultured, scientifically-advanced, and wealthy society could descend into psychopathic barbarism in 15 years. A lot of dopey "conservatives" with no appreciation of history and no imagination just keep asserting that It Can't Happen Here for reasons they never specify, but which seem to boil down to, "It's not happening now so it won't happen later" and "That's too distressing for me to contemplate, so I will not think about it" or "Understanding that societies sometimes become barbaric, murderous tyrannies -- by choice! -- would force me to reconsider my constant need to prove myself as One of the Good Ones to my leftist pals, and I don't want to change, so I will refuse to understand this." I hate these people. It is better to be perfectly ignorant than to credentialed, well-read, and arrogantly, catastrophically wrong about very large matters.
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