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August 27, 2021

Soylent ONT Is People!

You people. You fun, wonderful Morons who make the nights fun. Ignore the help wanted sign over on CBD's food thread:

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If you had never seen The Incredibles, this tweet would be horrifying

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Play it with the sound on

Friday night quiz

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It's a good question. How do you stand when you're just standing around. I sometimes stand hands on hips, but more often than not I'm an arm crosser. How about you?


What do you call a parody that is indistinguishable from reality?

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Speaking of something that seems entirely plausible...

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Anyone watch Practical Jokers? I do, sometimes, if I'm just channel surfing. The guys seem to genuinely like each other and lots of the gags are genuinely funny. However, I can't seem to watch more than maybe 2 episodes at a time before it starts wearing thin.

Fido Friday: I want to play ball! edition

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That smile. I love that smile


When I was in high school, a buddy of mine had a garage punk band they named Two Guns Each. They never got beyond playing in his basement, and I haven't thought of that in over 30 years, but this clip reminded me of that band.


Cartoons that hit too close to home

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Not thinking things through, part I

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Not thinking things through, part II

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Cartoons that hit too close to home, part II

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Does anyone know what this is? Besides horrifying, I mean

This happens with Joe, but he's just wandered off

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Gift idea for the friend who has everything

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I've never seen this picture before

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These guys discovered a sure fire way to make any girl wet instantly

How to pun

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Any HP fans out there?

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I, uh, made the news this week

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Sensible chuckle of the week

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by um..you know....The thing.

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