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I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one. A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse. Apparently RSVP’ing to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response. Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent. Have you ever listened to someone for a minute and thought “Their cornbread isn't done in the middle.” Aliens probably fly by earth and lock their doors. “You will hit every cone on the highway before I let you merge in front of me because you saw that sign 2 miles ago like I did." I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly. It turns out that being an adult now is mostly just googling how to do stuff. I miss the 90’s when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was. Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think “That can’t be accurate.” I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas. As I watch this new generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of....it will be misspelled and have no punctuation. I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday. (This is from the guy in the first one!!!) Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does. My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway. I picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid, he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely. I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test... same thing.(H/T CBD) Is she stupid or high? You decide.
Some people like a stationary second home. Some people like to camp. While others like to move about the country in a RV. This is pretty cool school bus conversion. Gregoire Thoby, 33, and Fabrice Delaure, 52, are so committed to their nomadic lifestyle that they have even sold their house in California and have "no destination" set, apart from adventure.
Tonight, The ONT tries its hand at food. I TRIED TO RECREATE MY FAVORITE DISCONTINUED HOT POCKETS - An incredible culinary horror ensued I don’t like to waste food. For whatever repressed childhood reason, a wave of guilt washes over me when uneaten food goes into the trash. This can have its benefits — like when I make banana bread from overripe bananas — but it also has drawbacks. Which is why I can sometimes be found eating cold dinosaur chicken nuggets after my daughter becomes full after a single stegosaurus.
For decades, a German man has stockpiled Nazi weapons of war in his basement, including a 45-ton Panzer-V (Panther) tank and an 88-millimeter anti-aircraft gun. Now, a German court has given him a 14-month suspended sentence and fine of about $300,000 for the arsenal, which was seized in a raid in 2015. How the hell do you get a tank into your basement? Awesome collection, too bad some sniveling Karen had to spoil it for Mr. Klaus-Dieter F from Heikendorf.
If I was as smart as Jim Bakker's audience, I would join them in buying a $1,000 "Miracle Blanket" that magically pays bills.
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Factory worker, 27, gets 1.8cm-long nail removed from his scrotum after accidentally shooting himself with a nail gun
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