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The ONT Starts Coming And It Just Keeps ComingWhat a week. And we still have one more day to go. How's everyone doing tonight? Good? I hope so. Obviously the news of the week is what happened in Afghanistan. There'll be some talk of Afghanistan, but I'll try to keep it to a minimum Some Talk Of Afghanistan Might as well get it out of the way. This is from a friend of mine (and sometimes poster here). I didn't know it until today, but apparently he's in the middle of this mess. This is the picture he sent and his take on it:
If this isn’t the Best Photograph of 2021, I want to see what beat it. Now, since he's Air Force I asked him if there was an USAF wine steward standing by in case the kid woke up thirsty, but that's just me razzing an old friend. (And really, he'll tell you about the time his unit brought a portable dance floor into the field with them when they deployed for maneuvers, so it's not like I'm that far off base) As much disdain as we do and should show for the political actors both in and out of the military (JCOS, I'm looking at you) in this situation, we need to remember the boots on the ground, the ratings, the airmen, the grunts and leathernecks, who are shining ambassadors for the US wherever there is trouble in this world. Deep down, every single one of them is a paladin at heart, and God bless them one and all.
the irony highlights the real civilizational difference here: one where combat is via prissy morality and pure spectacle, and one where the battles are literal and deadly. One where elites contest power via spiraling purity and virality contests waged online, and where defeat means ‘cancelation’ or livestreamed ‘struggle sessions’ around often imaginary or minor offenses. And another place where the price of defeat is death, exile, rape, destitution, and fates so grim people die dangling from airplanes in order to escape.
Chuckie Schumer tried to sneak a late night vote on the federal takeover of election law. He was going for “unanimous consent”, whereby only one no vote is needed to stop it. If there is nobody who votes against the bill, it is deemed passed by “unanimous consent” and off it goes to Uncle Joey's desk to be signed into law. He scheduled this vote for 3:30 AM, after the senate had spent a 15 hour day picking our pockets and impoverishing our children passing their “infrastructure” bill. 50 Republicans in the Senate, and 49 of them couldn't be bothered. Only one showed up to block the bill – Ted Cruz.
"My Heart Will Go On" is a song recorded by Canadian singer Celine Dion. The song serves as the main soundtrack to James Cameron's blockbuster film Titanic, based on an account of the transatlantic ocean liner of the same name which sank in 1912 after colliding with an iceberg in the North Atlantic Ocean. The song's music was composed by James Horner, its lyrics were written by Will Jennings, while the production was handled by Walter Afanasieff, Horner and Simon Franglen.[1][2] Wow
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 19, 2021
My question now is, what do we need to do with it? The old guy made some noises about “you can get a pump at Harbor Freight and pull water out to water the lawn”, and implied that is something that we should do to keep water flowing into the well so it circulates and doesn't stagnate, which makes a certain amount of sense, but he was real hazy on details. If he had said “Make sure you pump X gallons of water out each week, from at least Y feet down” that would be one thing, but he didn't/couldn't do that so I don't really know. Well details: It's next to the house, about 45' deep. It fills with water to about 20' down, so that's a 25' column of water in it, which makes it, in the old guy's words, “a really good well”. So, what should we do? I'm not ready to disconnect from city water at the moment, I don't have a reason to. I wouldn't be averse to using the well for irrigation purposes, and I suppose the prepper part of the equation encourages installing a hand pump “just in case”, which shouldn't be a big deal, but I'd like the Horde's advice: What should I do with my well to make sure that it is ready and functional in case we ever need it?
Does anyone know of a charity that rehabs old laptops? Our computer repair store back in Baltimore used to do they, they would take old computers and rehab them before providing them to poor inner city kids for use in school, but we don't live there anymore. We just replaced my wife's old laptop, probably 6-8 years old. It works fine. I pulled the HD, but put a new one in and Bob's your uncle. I hate to just toss it if someone can make use of it, any ideas?
Woman using gun's laser sight to play with cat shoots friend Sounds like she needs some gently training on proper gun safety. Something that will stick, like, oh, I dunno: — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 19, 2021 OK, maybe that's a bit much, but I bet she never looks down the barrel at a stovepipe again.
Megan Rapinoe Might Call It Quits Whatever will this country do without a moody lesbian lecturing us on our sins? Say it ain't so, Rapinoe! A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo woo woo.
But I like sofas covered in plastic! Not really, of course, but whenever I feel the need to laugh at design/fashion/lifestyle trends from the past, I remind myself that such things are transitory, and in fact they have to be by definition or the terms become meaningless. I sometimes amuse myself by imagining house flipping shows from 2050. “My God. This house just reeks of the '20s! Look at this horrible open concept design! All the houses back then had it, but we're going to need to run up some walls to make this attractive to buyers. Also, there's no orgy-porgy pit! Ugh, it's run at least 25K to put one in, but we have to, nobody's going to buy a house without one. And where should we put the soma nook?”
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