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August 03, 2021

Quick Hits: True Conservatives and Ukrainian Patriots Edition

Last week, a poll was published showing that likely California voters were approximately split on recalling Gavin Newsom: 47% in favor, 50% opposed. And the margin of error was +/- 3%.

Now a poll from Emerson confirms that finding: 46% in favor, 48% opposed.

Gonna be close. Time for anonymous mail-in voting and 4am shut-downs on the count.

Greg Kelly of Newsmax is having some fun with Lt. Bearclaw, who has a book out. I'm sure he was granted a greatly-inflated advance his publisher will never, ever recoup.

Both Lt. Bearclaw and his twin brother, Lt. Apple Fritter, are chubby schlubs who are in no way fit to defend the country:

Strangely, while Greg Kelly did not mention Vindman's wife there, Lt. Bearclaw assumed that Kelly must mean that his wife is schlubby too.

What are you going to do, Tough Guy? Sit on him until he cries uncle?

Why did Lt. Bearclaw assume the word "schlubby" applied to his wife? Sounds like Mrs. Bearclaw needs to have A Discussion with Lt. Bearclaw.

I mean, she is a little schlubby, but nowhere near as schlubby as her husband.

Kelly didn't say she was schubbly. Why is Bearclaw saying she is?

I think these two need to have A Discussion about who wears the schlubs in the relationship.

True Conservative David French once again makes the Conservative Case for Reparations, claiming that he's not saying that whites have racial guilt for the sins of the past, it's just that the institutions they created have racial guilt and must act, on behalf of all whites, to extirpate those racial sins.

See? It's a huge difference!

This is like saying, "Reparations aren't about individual guilt, they're about the government paying reparations to people. It's just that the government is going to impose levies on white people to pay these reparations."

Your weekly reminder that David French has long been a deranged leftwinger but National Review kept insisting he was Their Kind of True Conservative for years.

Speaking of True Conservatives -- the National Man-Boy Lincoln Association is back to its second and third favorite pastimes, after covering up for serial sexual harassment of young men and boys.

Its favorite things to do -- apart from pederasty -- are threatening people with lawsuits for non-existent slander and threatening people with blackmail. Rick Wilson is fond of vaguely suggesting he has blackmail material on people, and then offering the fat internet-addicted tough-guy line, "F*** around and find out."

Here's fellow morbidly obese grifter Steve Schmidt claiming he'll bankrupt you for saying the National Man-Boy Lincoln Association covered up for the pedophile John Weaver:

The trouble is, if something is a legitimate matter of public interest and there has been credible reportage about that matter, it is "fair commentary" and therefore not slanderous to opine on it.

And there's been a lot of reporting on the insiders at the National Man-Boy Lincoln Association knowing all about John Weaver's predatory predilections:

One threat deserves another:

The whole Capitol Police force will be awarded a Congressional gold medal from the Senate, including the guy who executed an Air Force veteran.

Heckuva job, Mitchie!

Via Weasel Zippers, Uncle Touchy just can't help touching the kinder. (Which allegedly runs in the family.)

None of you probably know who "Don Winslow" is.

He's supposedly an author.

I know who he is because everytime I click on a Twitter link, this Very Online Twitter Addict is posting far-left hysterical agitprop under every post.

Twitter seems to be promoting his posts/giving them favorable play in their algorithm because he stridently parrots every leftwing narrative.

So here's Twitter Fave Don Winslow offering up vaccine misinformation:

Going for a nice little sail:

This is very funny.

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