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It was a dark and stormy night, somewhere a dog barked, a woman screamed when two priests and a rabbi walked into her bar. So my buddy goes to step over this sleeping mountain cat and the damned EFF BEE EYE arrests him on the spot! Evidently he was *read this part in a Boston accent* "transporting young gulls over a staid lion for immortal porpoises" and that kind of stuff is looked down on rather harshly by the Top Men. (H/T Bif Bewalski)
I always assumed it said bad things about my capacity for intimacy that I’ve often thought, should I one day make the grave error of moving in with a romantic partner, I would want us to have separate bedrooms.
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