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August 13, 2021

Rocky Horror Picture ONT

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Well I was walking down the street, that's how I begin
When that Weirddave guy gave me an evil grin
He shook-a me up, gave me quite a fright
He had an ONT on a Friday night
He stared at me and I just gave in
Time meant nothing, never would again*

Japan: Starts WWII
American G.I.s:

(sound on)

I have ants all over the place. I need to call Ray


Be all that you can be

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I get the joke...
...and I even appreciating the little self deprecating bit about 2 kids and how many times you had sex, but you know what paints a poor picture of your intimate relations with your wife? Saying you required a paternity test on your kids after your wife had them. Just sayin'.

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That's some damn good camo


Do your part


You don't live to be old without a bit of luck

This might be James Fridman's best 'shop yet


I mean, he nailed it. The glasses, a heavier body, the hair, even the tree. Although he's a pretty kind guy, I have to say she looks great for 71.



How to troll or Did you hear the one about the product rep that wandered into 4-chan?
(Right click and open in a new tab to read)


Not all professors are SJWs
(Right click and open in a new tab to read)

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Chinese word processing

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China must be a wild place

This clip reminds me of nothing so much as the scene from Airplane! when the female passenger starts flipping out.

She wants to bone

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I'd pound that button. I want to read Weasel's rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty thread

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Friday night quiz:

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Fido Friday: Smol fren edition

I'm flying Alaska Airlines.....


.....to California, to apply for a job at a winery


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by hindsight:


*FTR, I did not write the Time Warp chorus lyrics, they came with the picture. I did re-write Columbia's verse, however

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