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August 20, 2021

Kabul Collapse Cafe: Batastrophe Edition

Some wiseacre demanded a cute spider video so here you go.

A dog so broken and unloved just tries to hide by staring at the wall all day, but eventually learns to trust her new owner.

A cute working dog -- a "medical services" dog, not sure exactly what that is -- never learned how to play, with either dogs or humans. But when he sees a kitten, his instincts to play kick in.

"This is the kind of gay shit that Ace likes posting for the cafe thread," Robert 14 says. Correct -- so much so I posted it before. But it's a good one, so I'll post it again.

Sick street dog with hardly any fur is made healthy with medicine and TLC.

Young pit bull is determined that a miniature donkey will play with him.

Taking a brown bear with you in a fishing boat.

Inman: Soyboy vs. Car, again.

Classic Andy Tifa vs. Car.

Drunk couple vs. staircase.

Pervert homeless soyboy vs. random customer who wants his WaWa sandwich.

Classic: setting an undersized trout free to live his life.

Antifa-looking bitchbois wind up doing the Taser Dance.

Beast mode activated.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/Xwkp8FFXsJ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 13, 2021

Sliding into the Weekend.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/Vl8IKHOUM8
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 13, 2021

From Gwenn: chicken playing Pucini. (I think -- I think it's the "Oh dear daddy" one.)

pic.twitter.com/pEqK9frUr2
— THOR the Deplorable 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@ThorDeplorable) August 18, 2021

This baby goat says woo-hoo, it's Friday!

Mood.. pic.twitter.com/LPSZbKyzKD
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 18, 2021

So does this kangaroo:

It’s Friday!! pic.twitter.com/R1qXgP4ATS
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 20, 2021

Party time with DJ Otter.. 😅

Sound on pic.twitter.com/cJgJQcmMuS
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 20, 2021

Statler the bat -- 34 years young -- recently died, unfortunately.

But he did get to celebrate his 34th birthday!

The Batastrophe album by Specimen.

posted by Ace at 07:59 PM

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A cute working dog -- a "medical services" dog, not sure exactly what that is -- never learned how to play, with either dogs or humans. But when he sees a kitten, his instincts to play kick in. "This is the kind of gay shit that Ace likes posting for the cafe thread," Robert 14 says. Correct -- so much so I posted it before. But it's a good one, so I'll post it again. Sick street dog with hardly any fur is made healthy with medicine and TLC. Young pit bull is determined that a miniature donkey will play with him. Taking a brown bear with you in a fishing boat. Inman: Soyboy vs. Car, again. Classic Andy Tifa vs. Car. Drunk couple vs. staircase. Pervert homeless soyboy vs. random customer who wants his WaWa sandwich. Classic: setting an undersized trout free to live his life. Antifa-looking bitchbois wind up doing the Taser Dance. Beast mode activated.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/Xwkp8FFXsJ — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 13, 2021 Sliding into the Weekend.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/Vl8IKHOUM8 — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 13, 2021 From Gwenn: chicken playing Pucini. (I think -- I think it's the "Oh dear daddy" one.) pic.twitter.com/pEqK9frUr2 — THOR the Deplorable 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@ThorDeplorable) August 18, 2021 This baby goat says woo-hoo, it's Friday! Mood.. pic.twitter.com/LPSZbKyzKD — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 18, 2021 So does this kangaroo: It’s Friday!! pic.twitter.com/R1qXgP4ATS — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 20, 2021 Party time with DJ Otter.. 😅 Sound on pic.twitter.com/cJgJQcmMuS — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) August 20, 2021 Statler the bat -- 34 years young -- recently died, unfortunately. But he did get to celebrate his 34th birthday! 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